jecca_mehlota: (Oh?)
( Jan. 12th, 2012 10:12 pm)
You have probably all heard about the attempted "boycott Girl Scout cookies" nonsense already, right?

Well, just in case, here's a link or two for you.


Even putting aside such hateful nonsense as that girl is spouting, Girl Scout cookies are delicious! Why would you not want to eat them?



... Because the New Hampshire Council sucks.


"Why, Jecca!" you might protest. "Surely you know there's no such things as the NH GS council any longer!"

And you would be absolutely correct! I am, in fact, aware that they changed their name to GS of the Green and White Mountains back when they eradicated the Vermont Council.


... Is my wording too obvious? Basically the NH council is a pack of bullies. And they are the NH council! Almost every member of the VT staff was let go, they drove most of the remaining staff out through their passive aggressive behaviour and refusing to listen to our input, they only plan things to take place in NH, and, basically, have done everything in their power to pretend this entire state doesn't exist.

So I'm a bit sore with them.

And, since I still have a fairly alarming stockpile of cookies from last year (... there was a miscommunication between my mother and I, wherein we both thought we were ordering cookies for both ourselves and the other, and so we each ended up with a lot), and since I don't actually know any cookie-selling Girl Scouts at the moment, I was sort of planning on not buying cookies.

But now I have to.

But I don't want to support NH.


aaaaaugh.



... also my day has totally sucked and work was hell and I still hate that one coworker, she stresses me out, and one of these days I am probably going to snap and punch a customer and get myself fired.




/firstworldproblems
Both my department manager and assistant manager know I'm going away and will be out of work for at least the rest of the month. My manager has known this for a while, my assistant manager less so, but when I asked, neither of them said I had to talk to anyone else or fill out any forms or anything for it.

So this morning while I am asleep, the phone rings. My mother is off bringing my brother back to campus and my father is at work and possibly losing his job today, so I stagger up and answer it.

IT IS WORK!

I need to come in and fill out a form. (And then watch the food safety video, since I'm gonna be there and I need to be re-certified and all. Oh, but I can clock in for the goddamn video no i am not clocking in i am busy LEAVE ME ALONE argh!)


I'm annoyed! I'm annoyed because no one mentioned this earlier! I'm annoyed it has to be done now! I'm annoyed because we don't have a working car here today (Honda's with Dad, Toyota's in New York, van's largely undrivable - the most recent broken thing is the speedometer FUN TIMES) and now I have to try and call my father and convince him to come home early when his work is doing another massive round of layoffs and the last things we need is for him to be cutting out! I'm annoyed (and getting a bit worried) because I've been calling him for the last hour and a half and no one is answering! I am annoyed because I have told them a million times and they have heard from my parents half a million times and THEY ARE PLAINLY AWARE that I am not a morning person so why do they keep calling me at a time when they know I will not be awake?!


AND WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT THIS A LITTLE EARLIER?! I WAS JUST IN THERE SUNDAY, I COULD HAVE PICKED ONE UP THEN ASGDSFDJJKLRGJLK



Edit:
Got into work without dying. Filled out the form and watched the stupid video. Got in contact with my father, who's still got his job for at least another two and a half weeks, and then we'll see again.
PAINKILLERS, PLEASE KICK IN SOON.

I guess I will rant a bit, then. D'you know what I think is lame and yet surprisingly common (especially in fiction)? NAMING YOUR CHILDREN AFTER YOUR PARENTS.

I don't know, maybe because it's done so much that it seems cliché at this point, but every time it happens, I roll my eyes, and not in an affectionate 'I love you because you're stupid' way, either. (I was so strangely disappointed when a show I've been watching revealed something like this recently. Anyone watching it probably knows what I'm talking about, but it's a bit of a spoiler so I'm not being direct about it.) (edit: since it is old news now, the show I am referring to here is Supernatural.)

Also I'm totally allowed to say this, shut up, my family actually used to do this. I AM THE NAME BREAKER. My grandmother was not pleased. (Following the pattern, I should have been a Mary, like her. Thank goodness I am not, though, as fiction has taught me that females named Mary die horrible and bizarre deaths. Though my grandmother actually had a pretty good death, as far as those things can go.)

(No, really. I think there were ... three Marys before me? ...How long ago was the first? I should know this. History class has failed me. Wiki says mid-1800s. ...yes, one of my great-grandfathers has his own wiki page. No, I did not write it. You have probably not heard of him, but you've probably heard something he was largely responsible for, so~ Indirectly famous is good enough for me. Heck, it's preferable.) (Not linking/saying who here because random people I do not know could be reading this and may be stalkers or something, I don't know. If you really want to know, I'll tell you, but it's really probably not that interesting.)


Now, admittedly, in fiction it's usually because the parent in question has died and it's all some bizarre honour* thing or what have you, and not just for... whatever reason my relatives decided to go with, but I still think it's kind of lame. SORRY. (Not really.)


OKAY SERIOUSLY I'M JUST GOING TO CUT OFF MY ANKLE AND BE DONE WITH IT. RAGE. *starts chewing on leg*


* See, my problem is that pretty much everyone I communicate with via text uses 'u' (well, 'ou' instead of just 'o') and 's' (instead of 'z') and everything else, and I've found it is starting to take over my spelling. I've stopped bothering to cut it out whenever it turns up, so I'm very (sincerely!) sorry if you're one of those people who finds it stupid or offensive, but I'm tired of going back and editing it all out.

...The other day, I saw "color" written somewhere and honestly thought it was misspelled for a few minutes. That was embarrassing.
jecca_mehlota: (Cue dolphin profanities)
( Jan. 27th, 2008 02:32 pm)
IT DOES NOT MEAN "WHERE."


Swear to God, I am going to start punching people.*



This is getting right up there with "tomarrow" and "ATM Machine." ... "RPG Game," "HIV Virus," and "EMP Pulse," too.



* This is a fairly worthless threat, as I would probably lose a fight against a fish out of water.

...Then I remember, right, the northern pike nearly killed me and my father (by which I mean, threw itself against our legs and nearly made us fall off the dock). So I HAVE lost a fight to a fish out of water!
AND AGAIN. LAST TIME. I PROMISE!

Cut to spare your eyes! )

Alternately, condensed version: adsufhkgjngwe hate
English Comp. I cannot stand this class. It needs to be over. Now.

Whining about English Professor! )

I cannot believe how much I have to dumb down this stuff. I don't want to have to include "[name] said" after every small bit of dialogue! I should not have to use only names! We have third person pronouns for a reason! Allow me to use them!
I spend about eight hours out of the house on Wednesdays. Two three-hour classes with only fifteen minutes between them and a forty minute commute in either direction.

About ten minutes after I'd left the driveway, and for no readily apparent reason, I am assaulted by every song in that whole musical episode.

I turned on the radio. I hummed along with the radio. I tried to daydream. I tried to compose insults to fling at the car in front of me that decided to sit through three green lights and make me late for class.


... Seven hours later it is ALL still there and I am finding, to my growing horror, that I have started to hum some of it. I could not get home soon enough.

So now I'm rewatching most all of it in an attempt to drive it back out, since nothing else is working.



The trauma this surely inflicted on me no doubt did not help the situation in English class.

This should have been anticipated. )


... *has The Daily Show on in the background* ...I want a Death Vendetta Car. (Even if I have to settle for one that is only driven by a chimpanzee.)
Entirely against my will, I signed up for that English Comp class. If this is grammar review and spelling again, I will cry. I will cry lots.

They almost didn't let me in, since I'm also in the required seminar class, which I'm supposed to complete after taking English Comp. Fortunately, my adviser is a man of awesomeness and told them to put me in anyway. So, Associates Degree in the spring. What after that is a question I still don't know the answer to.

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I may have been asked to beta-read for someone. ...! If they were really serious, I am... very, very, happy. TOO happy. Inexcusably happy. DOES MY LACK OF CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS NOT MAKE THAT EVIDENT?! I MUST REMEDY THIS!!!

Let's hear it for e-mployment! XD

And yes, I am aware most sane people do not derive joy from going through documents and finding spelling and grammar errors and pointing them out to people. I like helping people edit, okay? @__@ I used to beta for a few people (think the most I ever had at once was three?) and I have missed it.



I mentioned in an earlier entry that my dog (who is now sick) managed to knock Skyfire off the television. Well, I went to retrieve him and... I can't. He's, um. Stuck. It is killing me and I start giggling every time I look over there. At least there's no snow back there.
jecca_mehlota: (Cue dolphin profanities)
( Jan. 10th, 2007 02:18 pm)
I just got a call from school. They've rejected the work I've done previously and I do, indeed, have to take English Comp this spring.


Frag it all! I am so sick of taking basic level English classes just because the school can't get their stuff together and prove that I've taken these courses and know how to write!


ARG!


This would annoy me lots less if it weren't for several factors. I did extremely well on the English section of the SATs back in High School (almost perfect score). I tested out of English Comp at UMF. English has always been my best subject (I'm sure there's a glaring spelling or grammar error in this entry because of that statement alone), I was always in the advanced spelling sections throughout grade school, I was always in the higher level English courses... I've written how many research papers in the last twelve months alone?!

Now I have to take INTO TO ENGLISH level English Comp because the stupid colleges can't get their stuff together to prove I have an adequate grasp of this stupid language! *incoherency!*


This is going to be a long and painful semester. wah. ;_;
jecca_mehlota: (STRESS!)
( Jan. 5th, 2007 08:09 pm)
No, stop. Please, please stop. STOP BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YOUR KEYBOARD AND PENS AND PENCILS AND ... AND STOP. x_x

There is NO "A" IN TOMORROW.

TOMORROW!

T - O - M - O - R - R - O - W


WHY MUST EVERYONE EVER AND ALWAYS MISSPELL THAT POOR WORD WHAT DID TOMORROW EVER DO TO YOU?! THE ANSWER IS NOTHING BECAUSE TOMORROW IS NEVER HERE SO LEAVE IT ALONE YOU BULLY.



...Yes, let's all be sane now. There is a spider in my room. Possibly it is dead, but I really rather doubt it. I woke up at Entirely Too Early this morning and was unable to get back to sleep initially, so I tried rolling over and AAHG SPIDER ON THE WALL (sometimes I wish my spider-sense was a tad less literal). We had a stare off and then it tried to crawl back below the bed so I dropped a book on it. ...Now I want the book back but am afraid to reach down and get it. *stares mournfully*

I mean, what if the spider is down there and it attacks me or gets on me or something? Yes I realize that this makes no sense but what part of phobias ever does?


Warning: female-body-talk. )



Right, and, the lamp on my dresser is glitchy at the best of times. The outlet is kind of wonky or something. ...So, uh, whenever I approach my dresser, the light flickers and makes a noise that kind of resembles static. It's kind of unnerving.


Oh, uh, something remotely sane. I think I've finally finished editing my Original Character (of a friend) VS. Silent Hill thing, so I'm going to make her read it next time I see her, since she at least liked the opening and because that way she can tell me if there are any glaring instances of out-of-character behavior (also, Okame's creator agrees with me that sending her to SH is practically canon). ...I love how I say I'm going to talk about something sane and proceed to discuss Silent Hill. No idea what I'll do with it once she's finished it. Not gonna post it on FF.net because it would probably make very little sense without any sort of explanation on the character.


I did not sleep well last night and am drugged up on pain killers. Can you tell?

Also the internet at my house is being ridiculously flaky. STOP DYING ON ME, YOU BRAT.
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