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No, Mirage. Go away. You never contribute anything these days, anyway.
Spider in footwear. This is, as far as I can tell, an open declaration of war. Okay, fine, spiders. War is what you want? War is what you get. I've talked my mother into bringing the vacuum out and I've started placing spider-killing objects strategically around the place. Get out while you still can.
I have written both of the requested letters and am now back to being bored. (Are you all sure you don't want one? Actually, it's turning into a group writing exercise, as one of the two has decided to write back, also as a character. Which is awesome in that, hey! More people writing! Yay! And also in that, ooh, mail for me that is not just people demanding money.)
If the water in my watch has not evaporated by now, it is not going to. I cannot go another day without a watch, I am losing my mind.
( Oh, hey, this got longer than I thought. )
And, finally, half the keys on my keyboard aren't working. Jus fr fun, I won' g back ad add n ay o the mssing letts in this sntene. And half of those only turned up because I've started hitting the keys harder than normally necessary. TIME TO CLEAN. Or the spiders are also in the keyboard, in which I suppose it is time to nuke this place from orbit with pest killer. (SERIOUSLY, MY DAMNED SHOE? I HAVE A LINE AND THAT LINE IS, APPARENTLY, APPAREL.)
Edit:
Have apparently forgotten how to make a cut.
Spider in footwear. This is, as far as I can tell, an open declaration of war. Okay, fine, spiders. War is what you want? War is what you get. I've talked my mother into bringing the vacuum out and I've started placing spider-killing objects strategically around the place. Get out while you still can.
I have written both of the requested letters and am now back to being bored. (Are you all sure you don't want one? Actually, it's turning into a group writing exercise, as one of the two has decided to write back, also as a character. Which is awesome in that, hey! More people writing! Yay! And also in that, ooh, mail for me that is not just people demanding money.)
If the water in my watch has not evaporated by now, it is not going to. I cannot go another day without a watch, I am losing my mind.
( Oh, hey, this got longer than I thought. )
And, finally, half the keys on my keyboard aren't working. Jus fr fun, I won' g back ad add n ay o the mssing letts in this sntene. And half of those only turned up because I've started hitting the keys harder than normally necessary. TIME TO CLEAN. Or the spiders are also in the keyboard, in which I suppose it is time to nuke this place from orbit with pest killer. (SERIOUSLY, MY DAMNED SHOE? I HAVE A LINE AND THAT LINE IS, APPARENTLY, APPAREL.)
Edit:
Have apparently forgotten how to make a cut.
