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[jecca_mehlota]

I won! \o.o/

My reaction was something along the lines of;

If that pole falls on me I'm going to - AUGH - oh, it's in the Dark Eco. HA! So there! bwaha! heheee....eh? .... bweh? ...What the frag was that? (regarding that utterly bizarre victory dance on the moving platform)

Then I mostly laughed and watched until after the credits when they had to open the door with 100 Power Cells. GO INTO THE LIGHT! Then I decided that whatever was in the glowing light was... a sequel! Of course, I am right, but that is beside the point. I also apparently said that out loud (and loudly), because my cat woke up and looked at me funny.

Anyway, back to this mess...


Falling into Dark Eco: 26
Falling forever: 82
-- on a Flut-Flut: 8
Falling from extreme heights and hitting very hard ground: 1
DEATH BY SPIDER: 1
Run Over by Snowball: 2
Lurker: 1
Unending Snow-Monsters: 9
Excavating Lurker: 1
Falling in Lava: 1
Exploding Over Lava in a Zoomer: 12
Crashing Zoomer: 4
Dark Eco Monster (during final boss): 1
Final Boss (red exploding orbs): 3
Falling off a cliff two feet from the blob of Light Eco needed to beat the final boss (AKA ajgnbdjghbnwdjkefUJB): 1


And because I am a very, very strange individual...


The Cumulative Jak and Daxter Death List

Blown to itty-bitty parts by Dark Eco: 19
Falling into Dark Eco: 69
Falling forever: 113
-- on a Flut-Flut: 8
Falling from extreme heights and hitting very hard ground: 2
Falling into lava: 13

Log: 2
Spiky swinging things: 2
Impaled on spiky vines: 1
Sinking in swamp water: 11
Crushed by boulder: 2
Run Over by Snowball: 2
Plant tentacles: 5

Mines: 1
Eaten: 3
Fried by heated pipes: 5
Electrocuted by glowing water: 18

Fish-monsters: 2
Spitting mud-monster: 3
Snake-monsters: 1
Bone-mask-wearing monsters: 7
Marsh rats: 1
Bats: 2
Spiked by inflating monster: 2
Conked by twirly-things-that-are-hard-to-kill: 3
Tag-teamed by double-monster: 2
DEATH BY SPIDER: 5
Unending Snow-Monsters: 9
Lurkers: 11
Excavating Lurker: 1

Crashing Zoomer: 4
Exploding Over Lava on Zoomer: 18
Driving Zoomer into bomb: 18
Falling off mountain path (on Zoomer): 11

Dark Eco Monster (during final boss): 1
Final Boss (red exploding orbs): 3
Falling off a cliff two feet from the blob of Light Eco needed to beat the final boss (AKA ajgnbdjghbnwdjkefUJB): 1


TOTAL: 381


I missed one Power Cell (never backtracked after releasing the Yellow Eco) and 124 orbs. I might go pick up the Power Cell but even I am not insane enough yet to want to go through and find every single --- .... I'm going to go do that now, aren't I? Slag. I said I wasn't going to try for 100% on Kingdom Hearts II, too, and, okay, I'm not there yet, but only because it is IMPOSSIBLE to put up all of those posters in less than 30 seconds. (My best time is 31.something seconds.)


Maybe I can start II when I get back from work tonight! Yay! How sad is my life that I get excited over coming home from work to play video games? Especially one that will undoubtedly involve me killing myself HUNDREDS OF TIMES OVER because I am directionally impaired. (I am not complaining.)


... This morning, my father told me that if he didn't know better, he'd think I had someone over last night and the night before, because he could hear me talking to someone. Now, I've been told before that I talk to my video games (and TV shows), but this was a first. If even my father's noticing it... huh. I need to find a way to record myself playing something. (I have no recollection of talking to these games. Apparently, when I play Ecco games - Ecco's a dolphin - I start chirping like a dolphin. I'm fairly certain this isn't what normal people would call sane.) I'm terribly curious as to what I'm telling the game characters.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Oh my God, 'ajgnbdjghbnwdjkefUJB' is my favourite death ever. (Only when it's happening to other people, obviously.) Also: wow, I never really realised there were so many different ways to die.

If you want to make a Death List for II, you'll need a lot of patience, because, if I recall correctly, you die all the time. (I am looking forward enormously to seeing what you think of it!)

I start chirping like a dolphin.

You are indescribably awesome. (I talked pretty much constantly to James Sunderland, but that was mainly a vain attempt to calm my shattered nerves.)

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

I think I missed a few, too. (Man, it's not like it's my goal to die everywhere! It just keeps happening!)

I am eager to start playing it! It's all new territory, which means it may well consume my life for a few weeks. I'm not sure about a Death List, though, unless dying amuses me as much as it does in the original (this probably means I am now going to make one out of spite or something). I die all the time, anyway, so that shouldn't be any more of a problem than it usually is. (Though sometimes I wonder - am I laughing because it was funny or am I laughing so I do not break down and murder someone after walking off the cliff for the nineteenth time in a row?)


(Everyone talks to James. He kind of inspires crazy, even before you know how thoroughly insane he is.) I really, really wish I could explain the chirping, I really do. It seems to amuse everyone who knows about it, though.