End result: BRAIN IMPLODE

Guys. Every single day, my work hits me with conflicting rules. No surprise, right? But! See, if you're on the clock, you must be wearing your nametag. You're not supposed to clock in without having it pinned on! In my department, we wear aprons over our red shirts. Our nametag must be pinned neatly through the little marks provided on the apron!

We are not allowed to wear our aprons outside of the department! The time clock is halfway across the store.


So, yes. My life are hard.



And apparently Final Fantasy XIV actually does have a Christmas-esque event. I am glad they thought to include that, but annoyed that you can only get materials to make the outfits and not the outfits themselves. Also, they're nowhere near as cute as the ones from XI, which is odd. They've gone out of their way to make XIV look better, and then their Smilebringer costume is... pathetic? Whatever. I'll log in and ring the bell, anyway, just to see. Also, SE released their "revised earnings forecast" and, wow, XIV's failure has really hurt them quite a bit.

Speaking of poor XIV's failures, here are two hilarious but depressing videos about some oddities in the terrain. (No wonder I get disoriented so easily. THAT FREAKING RIVER. Also, I like the song they play in the second video.)

(XIV, I WANTED TO LOVE YOU. WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS SO HARD.)

ANYWAY, also, here is a silly little FFXIV-related comic (originally found here). (THE JOKE IS, Nobuaki Komoto is the new lead game designer.)