Currents of Time

Oh, yes, that rewrite's going spectacularly. By which I mean, whoops, I just accidentally typed up another Offshoot. I'll write something else eventually... I hope. I want to say this is Aniko's fault, but I can't remember how, so I might be confusing it with something else.

(Haha, after I posted this I finally get someone to tell me, "I like the past-tense version better." OH, WELL, I AM TOO LAZY TO REWORD IT ALL AND REPOST.) (Also, the past-tense one I have partially done is missing a few semi-important sentences, because I couldn't word them in a way that sounded right.)

Title: On Names
Author: Jecca Meitahn / twilit_wanderer
Fandom: Transformers / Top Gear crossover
Rating: K+
Characters: Mirage, Jeremy Clarkson
Pairing: Take it as you will.
Wordcount: 1,542
Warnings: written in present tense for god-knows-what-reason. Left there because I am perhaps an idiot.
Summary: Mirage really wishes the human would address him as something other than "the car."
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or anything (or anyone) related to Top Gear, and this probably didn't happen.
Notes: This will not make sense if you haven't read "GT." This takes place after Jeremy jokingly remarks he should sell Mirage to James. I don't know what length of time it actually takes place over. ...Did you know that the first time Mirage is actually addressed by name in "GT" is when all three Decepticons are attacking near the end?

I'm not sure all of these conversations will make sense to other people. Also, this is completely unbeta'd and I am, of course, still not British, so if I've made some stupid mistake or another, please let me know. (The high usage of "the man" is actually intentional.)

( On Names )

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This wrote itself last night (since it's technically morning now). I've no idea why or where it came from (I wasn't even in the fandom when the incident in question took place). But I've got into the habit of posting something at the end of each month, apparently (this will only be the third...), and despite the 30-or-so thousand words I've put into them, nothing else is finished, so I guess I figured I'd share this, or something.

Happy New Year, by the way, even though that's really not until tomorrow.

Title: Sympathy
Author: Jecca Meitahn / twilit_wanderer
Fandom: Transformers/Top Gear crossover
Rating: T
Characters: Mirage and Jeremy Clarkson. Others referenced.
Pairing: Nothing intended, but take it as you will.
Wordcount: 1,111
Warnings: References Richard Hammond's crash
Summary: Mirage and Jeremy talk outside the hospital shortly after Richard Hammond's Vampire dragster crash.
Disclaimer: I'm fairly certain this conversation didn't happen. I do not own Transformers or anything (or anyone) related to Top Gear.
Notes: This will not make sense if you haven't read "GT." This probably qualifies as something done in exceedingly poor taste. I am ashamed of myself. I do not know why I have written it. Nor do I know where it fits in the timeline of "GT." I think this could easily fall either shortly before Jazz and Hound arrive or shortly after Mirage's departure. Whichever you prefer. (I know where I place it, but it's really not that important.) And, truly, I am sorry. This is rather terrible, both of me and of the writing in general. Please don't hate me for this.

(For the record: Yes! I dislike this! A lot! Why did you post it, then, drama-queen attention-whore whiner? Because Aniko would kill me, and I like not being dead.)

( Sympathy )

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