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Jecca Mehlota ([personal profile] jecca_mehlota) wrote2024-04-21 02:37 am
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definitely should've gone to bed hours ago

I'm still using this list for my msq count!


So I had enough people tell me that that FFXVI event really only needs you to have played the demo, so I did it without having beat the game. It actually seems to take place right after he accepts/realizes that HE'S the other fire dominant he's been looking for, but yeah there's nothing in there that needs you to have played past the demo.

(To pinpoint it, it takes place in the gap between the following two paragraphs:

I don't WANNA wield limitless power, nothing good ever comes of that! WHO IS TALKING, ANYWAY. Am I supposed to kick off the apocalypse, is that it, the world is dying anyway so Ifrit is here to reset it?


So how long was that in real time, anyway? How long did Jill and Torgal just have to stand there wondering what Clive was doing, lol.
)



Anyway. Gloom town is finished, time to keep moving.

"You were right, Joshua."

Right about what. Was that statement going anywhere.


I thought this royalist was missing a leg for a moment, but no it's just tucked up.

Jesus Christ, man. This is such a small ask, I thought you were gonna ask us to haul your body the way you were acting. Poor bastard.



"There's an army down there, Joshua."
ThERe's aN aRmY DowN tHeRe, JoShuA.

That's not what he actually said, but that's definitely how he responded, hahaha



Uh oh. These black chocobos are aggressive.



Hey, this corpse had a treasure map! .... I can't do anything with it!



Hey, Jorsh, you doing okay? / Do I have a choice?

Uhhhh yeah you could go sit down for a minute


SEE CLIVE LITERALLY JUST OFFERED A BREAK no it's fine he wants to keep coughing his lungs up.


Hmmm, not on Vivian's map, you say? BETTER CHECK IT OUT. NO, NOT TO STONEHYRR, CLIVE, HAVE WE EVEN BEEN LIVING THE SAME EXPERIENCES.

Oh the doors are all locked. Grr. Looks like an arena, though.

One could almost think the whole kingdom had turned Akashic? I was already actually thinking that.


Anyway, I scarpered to bury that guy's ring because I'm not an asshole, now to backtrack and explore this field.


Ooh, A rank.

Considering the branch antlers I was expecting Coeurl Regina, but aight, Bygul, sure.


hahaha, I realize it's just their pathing but what it looked like just happened was, a pack of hyena heard us fighting the lindwurm, came over to investigate, took ONE LOOK at Torgal, who was much closer to them, and immediately turned tail.


Nah, Joshua, I'm gonna give you that, this place is eerie. I'm not actually enjoying it much, either. I keep wanting to be, well at least it's pretty. Pretty FUCKED UP.


Ew, the hand of Enceladus. I bet this is Odin. Fuck you, Barnabas.

Have I mentioned before that I don't really trust these things? I don't remember. I just keep thinking of the games that use things like -- for example, save points -- and later you find out that by using them you're playing into the big bad's evil plans.

Especially since Ultima makes no secret of how much he wants Clive to get stronger and better.


Anyway that's my excuse for why I've skipped at least half of these, and why I ignore the Arete stone in the hideaway.


I know it's ridiculous but I'm at the point where if something ISN'T Akashic I run away from it, GONNA NEED THOSE TO REBUILD THE CRITTER POPULATION


lol Clive what the hell are you doing

I got too close to the questination marker and he just. Ran off to the side into a wall until the cutscene hit.


I keep expecting a POINT OF NO RETURN warning, but like I still haven't been able to do Echoes of the Fallen (or Leviathan but that just installed today so I wasn't expecting it to be immediately obvious) and SURELY they wouldn't gate that behind actually finishing the game. I know the description said what msq has to be completed but I have no brain so I don't remember. But we gotta be getting close.



So I popped back to the hideaway mostly to do a hunt mark check, since I noticed there's a couple on the map that I missed and. CLIVE YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO PUT THE MEDICINE CHEST ON YOUR WALL OF MEMORIES.

Also lol the Odin weapon is worse than the one I'm using currently.


I, too, have a lot of questions about this goblin here in Ash. Like, where was it when I was up here earlier. How DID it cross the straight? Why doesn't it have a stagger gauge? Alas, we will never know.


I was gonna make some comments about this lizard being called Agni when he's not even a fire bender but no okay there we go, he can breathe firewater at least.


Aight that was worth it, now I can craft that belt. And then back to the spine, where Joshua seems to think we're expected, as if there's anyone even alive over there.


Spoilers, with this crew it's NEVER good fortune.


Iiiiii don't think I've heard Akashic scream like that before. Would happily never hear it again, thank you.


BEHEMOTH???? THANKS I HATE IT.


We don't need a ward, Joshua, we need a wall. Also you can barely stand? SIT DOWN.

okay I didn't mean to sit down like that but. Sure. Whatever. Fucking Rosfields.


THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF SITTING. FUCKING. ROSFIELDS.

I mean I get it, I'm a firm believer in not using Ifrit as much and possible if only because I'm sure it pisses Ultima off. BUT SIR YOU ARE ACTIVELY DYING.


I can't believe we had that dramatic cutscene about leaping over the gap in the walkway and then you go back and look and it's like. Maaaaybe one foot wide over to the other side.


There's sure a lot of status of, to steal and paraphrase Catt's phrase, Odin's Emotional Support Twink around town.

did they know, lol. I bet they didn't know.

SO. MANY. POTIONS.


It's kinda weird that we haven't seen Akashic orcs??


To be fair, if I were playing on FINAL FANTASY mode, I'd probably really appreciate all these potions.



Huh. Orc feet are weird looking.



AND THERE'S AKASHIC ORCS WERE YOU JUST WAITING FOR ME TO ASK ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING, THIS FUCKING GAME.


Mid what in hell. lol. That was truly impressive timing. How did they even know where we were.

VERY SURPRISED TO SEE YOU.

HOW DID GAV SMELL A CRACK IN THE WALL. CERBERUS DOMINANT CRACK THEORY RETURNS. I mean it never actually left but what the crap.


Dion, I'm begging you to use people's names just once. I'd ask how you got here but we all know Bahamut can fly.


Goetz, if we change our minds the world is gonna keep going to hell. I don't think you actually want that.


Personally, btw, I think we should send Gav back with the ship. There's been a lot of aether out here.


Anyway let's go hopefully smash one last crystal. Though I'm not sure this isn't also playing into Ultima's hands because this dick only showed up after we shattered the first one, DON'T THINK I'D FORGOTTEN. I mean, the things still gotta go. But eugh.


Oh shit that's a lot of Akashic. Where were they even hiding these guys???


Speak of the dick.....


Good dog, Torgal.


Huh. It's Promyvion.


Ooo is it exposition time?


It IS!!


So your terraforming didn't work but instead broke everything. That's hardly my fault.

Hmmm. I thought Ultima was a space flea but he's making it sound like we all started on the same planet, they were just on another continent. Maybe Valisthea is like the Australia of whatever this planet is called.

...I mean we already knew he wanted us to give up our wills that hasn't been a secret.


Lolllll you turned your back on the experiment and it went feral. Idiot. "Hey we fucked up the entire planet with our science/magic, but surely THIS part won't go wrong if we don't keep an eye on it."


Wow, do NOT bring our shit mother into this.

Grow weary all you like, your explanation sucked, literally no one is going to listen to that and be like, oh yeah okay sure I see your point. Barnabas was the exception that proves the rule.


Huh. I was not expecting a dirge remix of. .... damn what IS this track. It's from at least one of the 2D pixel games, lol. I've heard it at Distant Worlds and it has a vocal mix on the potion albums. Idk. Listen, it's 2am, I'm gonna be kicking myself in the teeth later but fur now I'm just drawing full blanks.


You raised an entire civilization of atheists, you moron, of course they raise their hands against you.


So that was way too easy and I don't like how he said, at last, when we dropped him, so.

Yeah.


You haven't awaited this moment you've been fucking ASLEEP AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION. Go put your clown makeup on.


Can't you at least like. Pick a form. Do you have four arms or do you have wings.


lol poor Jill is stuck talking to herself in this weird vision. Cid and Mid, dad and Joshua.... Young Jill and Current Jill. That's a failure of imagination there, Ultima.

AND you once again failed to account for whatever the hell is going on between Clive and Joshua.


and again the only one I have any sympathy for here is Benedikta. Also, Sleipner, you're not even a real person, why are you here.

lmao this stupid birdchild ruining every single one of Ultima's plans. You guys are REALLY trying to sell the incest vibes, my damn.


He is, unfortunately, STILL talking somehow. It's like he's incapable of internalized thought.

Ashes to ashes more like asses to asses am I right.


Jesus, just shut UPPPPP.



Oof, bad time for anyone who was in Twinside. Damn.


What happened is Ultima is nutso and thought we'd care about his tragic little story. Fuck off mate, Emet-Selch did all of this already and with better acting, and we all actually LIKED HIM (it was the theatrics). /stares at CBU3

No judgement about it though like honestly I'm enjoying myself lol.





This isn't that long but a lot of stuff happened so let's cut it here.
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[personal profile] soranokumo 2024-05-01 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
There's sure a lot of status of, to steal and paraphrase Catt's phrase, Odin's Emotional Support Twink around town.

>^_^<

Huh. I was not expecting a dirge remix of. .... damn what IS this track. It's from at least one of the 2D pixel games, lol. I've heard it at Distant Worlds and it has a vocal mix on the potion albums. Idk. Listen, it's 2am, I'm gonna be kicking myself in the teeth later but fur now I'm just drawing full blanks.

It's one of the weirdest decisions Soken has ever made, but it's like the Overworld theme from the original FF. It also got used during the final chat with Clive and Josh's mom before she killed herself. (The track is "Bloodlines" on the OST.)

Like usually when Soken remixes old FF tracks there feels like some kinda purpose to it but I've never been able to figure this one out because it just feels really incongruous and took me out of every scene it was in, but I think it's also because I just have such strong childhood memories of it as being a happy adventuring song.

Also about the bit where they crash through the wall and everyone shows up, I had the briefest, happiest hope that we were gonna have a proper group/party go and storm the Mothercrystal together, and then it got dashed.

Like there are a lot of things I really did honestly enjoy about this game, but there are times when it's like... there was this great thing! This really good opportunity! Why didn't they take it?!

(And I get, like, story reasons for this one, as Ultima needed to talk to the brothers alone, but. Still.)