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So, I've not mentioned, but my parents have been away for the past while. They're getting back in a few hours. Family reunion/birthday party/thingamathing, in Maryland. My brother and I did not go, because we don't know the people who are there, because we have work and I was supposed to have classes for some of it, and because PLEASE JUST I NEED SOME TIME TO NOT BE RUNNING AROUND AAAUGH and because like hell am I spending three days in a car driving all over New England looking at scenery because my father wanted to take the extremely long way. I told Mom that if the police call to tell me one or both of my parents are dead, I'd understand and we wouldn't judge her. She was very grateful.
But it's been exciting while they've been gone! Something new is wrong with the dog, the lawn mower broke (again, we just had the stupid thing fixed), my brother was aggro'd by a wasp and I had to tell him how/help to treat it, then a wasp came into the house (apparently not done with him), there was a daddy-longlegs the size of, I don't know, Africa or something in the bathroom (SERIOUSLY, AT LEAST AS BIG AS MY PALM), but then it migrated to the stairwell (and now it's disappeared), there was a massive spider in the sink in the upstairs bathroom, the moth eggs on the kitchen window hatched, life threw a major curveball at my head, but the only surprising parts about it were the ones you wouldn't think were surprising (ha, the typically surpising bit ... wasn't. Okay, part of it was slightly. Mostly it was awkward and a bit embarrassing, oh, dear) (AND OF COURSE the parts that reasonably could be freaking me out aren't and the ones that really shouldn't are. Self, you are so uselessly inept at everything), and a bunch of other bizarre stuff (like it hasn't rained the entire time they've been gone. This is a record for Days It Has Not Rained This Summer). Also I stole my brother's .dat swap to make Mithra stand in the better position.
I think mostly I was posting because "wasp aggro" sounds funny. SO YES. Today my brother was stung by a wasp while trying to mow the lawn, after the good mower broke. We took broken mower + wasp sting as signs of divine intervention and decided he was not supposed to be mowing. So he stopped.
The wasp that came crawling in (literally) is still trapped under a cup on the floor. Actually, it hasn't been moving. I think it might be dead.
ALSO NABIKI WAS JUST NOW EATEN TO DEATH BY A VERY SCARY NOTORIOUS MONSTER. Then it came and air-swam at me, but then we docked in Nashmau right as it came to murder me and I LIVE! bwaha.
But it's been exciting while they've been gone! Something new is wrong with the dog, the lawn mower broke (again, we just had the stupid thing fixed), my brother was aggro'd by a wasp and I had to tell him how/help to treat it, then a wasp came into the house (apparently not done with him), there was a daddy-longlegs the size of, I don't know, Africa or something in the bathroom (SERIOUSLY, AT LEAST AS BIG AS MY PALM), but then it migrated to the stairwell (and now it's disappeared), there was a massive spider in the sink in the upstairs bathroom, the moth eggs on the kitchen window hatched, life threw a major curveball at my head, but the only surprising parts about it were the ones you wouldn't think were surprising (ha, the typically surpising bit ... wasn't. Okay, part of it was slightly. Mostly it was awkward and a bit embarrassing, oh, dear) (AND OF COURSE the parts that reasonably could be freaking me out aren't and the ones that really shouldn't are. Self, you are so uselessly inept at everything), and a bunch of other bizarre stuff (like it hasn't rained the entire time they've been gone. This is a record for Days It Has Not Rained This Summer). Also I stole my brother's .dat swap to make Mithra stand in the better position.
I think mostly I was posting because "wasp aggro" sounds funny. SO YES. Today my brother was stung by a wasp while trying to mow the lawn, after the good mower broke. We took broken mower + wasp sting as signs of divine intervention and decided he was not supposed to be mowing. So he stopped.
The wasp that came crawling in (literally) is still trapped under a cup on the floor. Actually, it hasn't been moving. I think it might be dead.
ALSO NABIKI WAS JUST NOW EATEN TO DEATH BY A VERY SCARY NOTORIOUS MONSTER. Then it came and air-swam at me, but then we docked in Nashmau right as it came to murder me and I LIVE! bwaha.
