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jecca_mehlota) wrote2007-01-03 01:39 am
jecca_mehlota) wrote2007-01-03 01:39 am
I promise to stop reposting old things I find...
...as soon as I stop finding them. Man, we have got too many old computers around here.
This is, uh... bit of a joke between a friend and I, really. In short, cactuars are evil (that is a strange story. I might tell it sometime when I am bored) and pairing names sound funnier than they should sometimes.
The Following Public Service Announcement Proudly Brought to You by Cactuars Everywhere
New, from the Mother Knows Best product line!
Are you tired of smelly floor cleaners with scents such as citrus and pine? Floor cleaners that "just don't cut it," cleaners that leave more on the floor than they pick up? Have you tried everything on the shelf and only been disappointed? Well, look no further!
JENOVA, the very same who brought you the Assimilate with the Cook cookbooks, cooking show, and instant meals, presents AERISEPH, the miracle floor cleaner! Only an anger born out of mortal hatred cleans this well, with that scent we all know and love left lingering in the air: Apocalyptic purity!
Yes, indeed, no mess is too much for Aeriseph! Watch how well Aeriseph floor cleaner cleans up this spill! (*whoosh!* oooooh! *sparkle* aaaaaah!)
Created by the good doctor Professor Hojo from the insanity and anger of Sephiroth combined with Aeris' bitterness over her murder by his hands, Aeriseph is a mix that nothing can hope to stand in the way of!
Listen to what Cactuar Gatekeeper Chiapa says about Aeriseph: "chitter chitter chitter! I'd never go back to those old cleaners!" You heard it folks! Aeriseph even cleans in those harsh desert conditions!
But wait! If you order your Aeriseph Apocalyptic Floor Cleaner now, you'll also get this handy Squiffie mop to use it with! The Squiffie mop is flexible and can even get into those small corners! Sick of not having a long enough handle to clean with? No worries! Included with the Squiffie mop is the seven-foot long Masamune extending pole!
With the combined power of Aeriseph and the Squiffie, you'll be able to clean up even the toughest and most stubborn of stains, included the dreaded Yuffentine, left on the floor by the drunk guest at your last SeeD Ball!
So don't delay! Call and order your Aeriseph today! Remember, Mother JENOVA knows best!
~-~-~
No offense meant to anyone who likes any of those pairings, of course. I just think the names are absolutely ridiculous, and when you're talking to someone who shares your brain with you, you tend to get things like this.
(Aeriseph = Aeris/Sephiroth = floor cleaner
Squiffie = Squall/Yuffie = mop
Yuffentine = Yuffie/Vincent = ... vomit or something. You know, I really hate that word.)
I'd apologize for this, but I'm not sorry. :P
...I swear I just heard "Wheelie, don't you lose my number" (as opposed to the actual lyrics, "Billy"). ... Possibly it is time to go to bed, then. o_O;
This is, uh... bit of a joke between a friend and I, really. In short, cactuars are evil (that is a strange story. I might tell it sometime when I am bored) and pairing names sound funnier than they should sometimes.
The Following Public Service Announcement Proudly Brought to You by Cactuars Everywhere
New, from the Mother Knows Best product line!
Are you tired of smelly floor cleaners with scents such as citrus and pine? Floor cleaners that "just don't cut it," cleaners that leave more on the floor than they pick up? Have you tried everything on the shelf and only been disappointed? Well, look no further!
JENOVA, the very same who brought you the Assimilate with the Cook cookbooks, cooking show, and instant meals, presents AERISEPH, the miracle floor cleaner! Only an anger born out of mortal hatred cleans this well, with that scent we all know and love left lingering in the air: Apocalyptic purity!
Yes, indeed, no mess is too much for Aeriseph! Watch how well Aeriseph floor cleaner cleans up this spill! (*whoosh!* oooooh! *sparkle* aaaaaah!)
Created by the good doctor Professor Hojo from the insanity and anger of Sephiroth combined with Aeris' bitterness over her murder by his hands, Aeriseph is a mix that nothing can hope to stand in the way of!
Listen to what Cactuar Gatekeeper Chiapa says about Aeriseph: "chitter chitter chitter! I'd never go back to those old cleaners!" You heard it folks! Aeriseph even cleans in those harsh desert conditions!
But wait! If you order your Aeriseph Apocalyptic Floor Cleaner now, you'll also get this handy Squiffie mop to use it with! The Squiffie mop is flexible and can even get into those small corners! Sick of not having a long enough handle to clean with? No worries! Included with the Squiffie mop is the seven-foot long Masamune extending pole!
With the combined power of Aeriseph and the Squiffie, you'll be able to clean up even the toughest and most stubborn of stains, included the dreaded Yuffentine, left on the floor by the drunk guest at your last SeeD Ball!
So don't delay! Call and order your Aeriseph today! Remember, Mother JENOVA knows best!
~-~-~
No offense meant to anyone who likes any of those pairings, of course. I just think the names are absolutely ridiculous, and when you're talking to someone who shares your brain with you, you tend to get things like this.
(Aeriseph = Aeris/Sephiroth = floor cleaner
Squiffie = Squall/Yuffie = mop
Yuffentine = Yuffie/Vincent = ... vomit or something. You know, I really hate that word.)
I'd apologize for this, but I'm not sorry. :P
...I swear I just heard "Wheelie, don't you lose my number" (as opposed to the actual lyrics, "Billy"). ... Possibly it is time to go to bed, then. o_O;