At some point, I apparently started spelling 'colour' with a U.

[jecca_mehlota]

Reason 35,791 I should not be allowed to be awake and on Instant Messenger after midnight:

Aniko, Queen of Eggplants.





It is probably better if you do not ask.


EDIT:
It's kind of disorienting to wake up and find these things on my journal. Why does my mind stop functioning at night? My poor sanity.

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

You know, it's rather lucky you're not British, because 'GO FORTH, MY AUBERGINEY MINIONS' doesn't have nearly the same ring.

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

No, it really doesn't. (But ineptmagicuser is the one shouting it, anyway, so my not being British is, for once, entirely irrelevant.)


Though "aubergine" might make more sense as a name, because, really, "eggplant"? It's not a plant that produces eggs, and the things aren't, from my unfortunately numerous experiences with them, even remotely eggshaped.