Didn't you JUST update?

[jecca_mehlota]

asdwdsydfuhkfkjglhfngmj I GOT MAIL

and it is not a bank statement.


NO I HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED IT YET



I AM SAVORING THE MOMENT



SHUT UP AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Can you be sure that the bank hasn't just started handwriting addresses?

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

Only if they have changed envelopes and started using stamps, too, which seems unlikely.


... I was going to go and open the one I've got sitting on my desk that I totally need to actually send to put this note in, but this will saves me that hassle.

My mother got the mail today, so she told me, "You got a letter. From far away! Is it from that ... 'cubbybear' person?"

So, uh, apparently my mother thinks of you as "Cubbybear," and, no, I've not the faintest idea why. (I swear, the worst I've called you is, "the person who introduced me to this show," with "this show" being either Life on Mars or Top Gear. Unless "Riona" is a grave insult in some other language that I don't speak, in which case I plead ignorance.)

[rionaleonhart]

Hee, Cubbybear!

I cannot remember what I wrote in that letter. I hope it wasn't too rambly and nonsensical. Oh, er, hang on, I do remember that I went a bit mad on the last page. Oh, dear.

(I think you're allowed to refer to someone by a derogatory term if they've chosen to name themselves it. But 'Riona' is not an insult to my knowledge.)

[twilit-wanderer.livejournal.com]

I would be the most hypocritical person in the world if I ever even thought someone else was being too rambly and nonsensical. The last page really isn't that bad, but I write in ridiculously small text and in circles and such all the time, anyway, so, uh. I'm not one to trust about such things. Maybe it was and I didn't notice.

(Well, you never know.)

[rionaleonhart]

Blast; I clearly have a lot to learn about being sufficiently odd in my letters. Still, I'm glad I was able to bring you a moment of 'NOT A BANK STATEMENT' glee!