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jecca_mehlota) wrote2024-04-09 09:19 pm
jecca_mehlota) wrote2024-04-09 09:19 pm
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in which I have failed to spot an obvious parallel and become momentarily irate
I'm using this list for my msq count!
So, every possible sidequest currently available is done, so I GUESS it's time to go watch another powerpoint presentation with Vivian.
She's in a mood. Look, I agree Mid's name is kinda dumb but that's no reason to be like this.
843? Wait that was a bit ago. I guess it's nice of Ultima to keep him from aging...??
Oohhh Tomes has been hitting the books. We're gonna hit up the museums on Ash. Joshua!! You DID tell him you have a copy!! GOOD BROTHER.
We're not bringing Jill? :(
Oh okay, she'll be protecting the ship. She's coming along, she's just not getting off with us. BUT WHAT, JORSH.
Okay actually I'm gonna take a quick run around Rosaria and see if I can find that S rank it's been like 10 levels since it showed up, maybe I'd be safe to try to find and fight it.
Oh no he's got a big sword AND two levels on me.
Oh. Okay that wasn't actually that bad. I had to use a high potion once but that's barely anything and honestly if I'd just popped Ifrit a second time I would've been fine but lol. I wonder what the other two are.
Okay the second one is a dragon, maybe not him.
This third one has gotta be a chimera though, and I've been dealing with CBU3 chimera for well over a decade, I bet I can take him unless he'll like level 50+ or something.
Oh yeah no he was a piece of cake. Nice.
And whoops Jote needs something. Jote also does not seem to understand that the extreme devotion between these two goes both ways.
Now let's DRUG THAT KID.
And now finally let's actually progress this shit.
Huh. How'd he know we got Shiva, could he smell --- did Torgal just GROWL at him
Ah. Yeah. That'd be why.
??? Joshua what the FUCK are you talking about. SHE OFFERED IT???
Hm. You ever accidentally find an S Rank that wasn't even on the board yet.
Ah..... The stained loincloth........
Clive, think. Ultima has/IS their leader. Why WOULDN'T he have the rest of the continent.
You've never stayed out of trouble a day in your damn life, Joshua, do not lie to me. I mean, I'm sure he'll be fine for now. But. Come on, dude. Always stay out of trouble my foot.
lol this stretch of road is called The Angry Gap. That's what I call that massive wad of extra fabric in the back every time I try to buy new pants.
BOOOO I walked all the way back here and it's just another stupid chronolith.
At least it was easy. Garuda has been the worst by far, though I think I've also definitely missed some, lol. Haven't seen Ramuh's or Titan's. Haven't really been looking, either, though.
Walked into the next bit of the map and three mud crabs just fucking TOOK OFF in the opposite direction. That was weird.
Ooh! A flan just flat in the water! Uncommon sight! The others are all blobbing about.
"I don't wanna die here, Clive!" / "Then don't!!" thanks boss that was very motivational
This IS a stupid amount of enemies, though.
Clive, you're freaking out a little. Why.
Oohhhh. Oops. Yeah, turning around and seeing that on the roof would freak me out a little bit, too.
What the hell is he casting....?
Rip these crows in a hot second.
Yyyyyep.
Man, there's not even much in this town to loot. Orchestrion roll, some potions, and some notes about a spooky shimmering isle that no one ever sees a second time (or at least that no one lives to tell the tale of, anyway).
Fine, stinky Barny. What's over here that you want me to see.
Oh. An alive person. That's honestly unexpected.
An alive PREGNANT person. Take notes, Lulu, that's what ----- HER NAME IS EDDA?? Oh HELL no.
FFXIV players understand.
Yeah sure I BET that's what happened to your husband.
Aight so I guess send Edda out with Gav and go to the tower?
No, check in with Joshua instead.
Eyyy the whole mural!!
It is interesting that there are (now?) two fire eikons and no water. What DID happen to Leviathan? I hope we find out in the DLC. I like leviathan :(
Like how did Ifrit and Phoenix split? How did it come to be that Phoenix is the popular and known one?
Boy, that is a LOT of blood, stop doing that.
So not sending Gav back but still keeping him with Edda. Be careful there, dude. I got a tower to climb. *mutters something vague about ffxiv that could be considered a spoiler*
Booo I can't go through this doorway.
Eugh, another damn ahriman. I'll plague YOU, you ugly bat-wannabe.
They feed on aether but there isn't any here? Sorry, where did Edda say the townsfolk went? The tower? The tower we're inside? And what are people made of, Clive?
There's gonna be a lot of insufficient inventory space up ahead, isn't there, lol.
Up and up and up and potions and up and up and up and up and up and potions and up and
I'm gonna level up soon. I hope I don't find Barny before then.
LOADS INTO A BOSS ARENA.
oh it's okay it's just another fallen thing, hahaha I was about to be SO ANNOYED WITH MYSELF.
There, level 45.
We must be getting close, there's light outside the elevator wal--- cutscene
Still just more Allagans. And Clive with no blunt arrow macro.
(Nah, that's T1. Control Node is T2.)
kagxkahxoahxai due to camera angles, I thought Clive was between the two halves when it snapped back shut
Oh, gauntlet?
No, just two.
RAIN.
and also SO MANY POTIONS.
Fuck off Ultima your statue sucks.
I DID warn you people were made of aether, Clive. Sorry they ended up like that here, though.
We already know which one Barny is, but it was polite of you to ask. He's aMUPPET loser.
I'm gonna set my foot up your ASS, shut up already, I don't have to take a lecture from a man who insists on hallucinating his naked mother.
Hope smells better than you, so. Yeah. I do cling to it over ~"this"~
Are you summoning your gd twink again.
That comment ages poorly IMMEDIATELY as I realize the horse is now the size of a mountain.
This is gonna be another really long fight, isn't it.
At least there's no mothercrystal here for him--- wait no there's one on this continent still. Damn it.
lmaoooo oh shit we zantetsuken'd the zantetsukener. Horse has been sent back to the stables.
Ur losing, Barny. The hell was that giggle. Who do you think you are, Zenos. Jesus Christ. He's fucking zenos. I didn't even see it. Ooooo I'm mad. I'm WALKING AWAY, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
I'm not even gonna use Ifrit to beat you, fuck you. You don't deserve it
Hurry to and die faster.
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK.
Clive, just for the lols don't pick up Odin from him.
Listen, it's not Final Fantasy without god-killing. Don't worry about that part.
DAMN. We almost got away with it.
WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET. GOD. FINALLY.
IT FEELS LIKE WET SOCKS, ULTIMA. GO AWAY.
mood, Clive.
OH NO UNCLE
oh good he's fine. And practicing his headbutting. Excellent.
OH NO AGAIN NOW IT'S JUST THEM AGAIN
Hey no offense Eugen but I think being slaughtered by Akashic is much more like dying for nothing than joining the fight for the longer haul.
dionnnnn you're up and about properly again!
OH SNAP HIS ACTIVE TIME LORE FINALLY NAMES MEDICINE GIRL. Kihel, eh?
And Terence! Yes there was a girl but NOT LIKE THAT, TERENCE. Don't worry. Not like that. He may or may not die again on you but HE'S NOT CHEATING ON YOU.
oh good, Joshua found us.
yeah uhhhh.... sorry about Avere (again), Edda. Maybe third time will be the charm.
Oof. That's gonna be a long walk for her. But at least this way her kiddo won't be born into slavery.
Bit weird to be hearing the theme here.
No, Joshua, I'm pretty sure you're right about him wanting to cast a powerful spell. hehe Ultima wants to cast ultima and end all human life. How appropriate.
and ON THAT BOMBSHELL, etc
So, every possible sidequest currently available is done, so I GUESS it's time to go watch another powerpoint presentation with Vivian.
She's in a mood. Look, I agree Mid's name is kinda dumb but that's no reason to be like this.
843? Wait that was a bit ago. I guess it's nice of Ultima to keep him from aging...??
Oohhh Tomes has been hitting the books. We're gonna hit up the museums on Ash. Joshua!! You DID tell him you have a copy!! GOOD BROTHER.
We're not bringing Jill? :(
Oh okay, she'll be protecting the ship. She's coming along, she's just not getting off with us. BUT WHAT, JORSH.
Okay actually I'm gonna take a quick run around Rosaria and see if I can find that S rank it's been like 10 levels since it showed up, maybe I'd be safe to try to find and fight it.
Oh no he's got a big sword AND two levels on me.
Oh. Okay that wasn't actually that bad. I had to use a high potion once but that's barely anything and honestly if I'd just popped Ifrit a second time I would've been fine but lol. I wonder what the other two are.
Okay the second one is a dragon, maybe not him.
This third one has gotta be a chimera though, and I've been dealing with CBU3 chimera for well over a decade, I bet I can take him unless he'll like level 50+ or something.
Oh yeah no he was a piece of cake. Nice.
And whoops Jote needs something. Jote also does not seem to understand that the extreme devotion between these two goes both ways.
Now let's DRUG THAT KID.
And now finally let's actually progress this shit.
Huh. How'd he know we got Shiva, could he smell --- did Torgal just GROWL at him
Ah. Yeah. That'd be why.
??? Joshua what the FUCK are you talking about. SHE OFFERED IT???
Hm. You ever accidentally find an S Rank that wasn't even on the board yet.
Ah..... The stained loincloth........
Clive, think. Ultima has/IS their leader. Why WOULDN'T he have the rest of the continent.
You've never stayed out of trouble a day in your damn life, Joshua, do not lie to me. I mean, I'm sure he'll be fine for now. But. Come on, dude. Always stay out of trouble my foot.
lol this stretch of road is called The Angry Gap. That's what I call that massive wad of extra fabric in the back every time I try to buy new pants.
BOOOO I walked all the way back here and it's just another stupid chronolith.
At least it was easy. Garuda has been the worst by far, though I think I've also definitely missed some, lol. Haven't seen Ramuh's or Titan's. Haven't really been looking, either, though.
Walked into the next bit of the map and three mud crabs just fucking TOOK OFF in the opposite direction. That was weird.
Ooh! A flan just flat in the water! Uncommon sight! The others are all blobbing about.
"I don't wanna die here, Clive!" / "Then don't!!" thanks boss that was very motivational
This IS a stupid amount of enemies, though.
Clive, you're freaking out a little. Why.
Oohhhh. Oops. Yeah, turning around and seeing that on the roof would freak me out a little bit, too.
What the hell is he casting....?
Rip these crows in a hot second.
Yyyyyep.
Man, there's not even much in this town to loot. Orchestrion roll, some potions, and some notes about a spooky shimmering isle that no one ever sees a second time (or at least that no one lives to tell the tale of, anyway).
Fine, stinky Barny. What's over here that you want me to see.
Oh. An alive person. That's honestly unexpected.
An alive PREGNANT person. Take notes, Lulu, that's what ----- HER NAME IS EDDA?? Oh HELL no.
FFXIV players understand.
Aight so I guess send Edda out with Gav and go to the tower?
No, check in with Joshua instead.
Eyyy the whole mural!!
It is interesting that there are (now?) two fire eikons and no water. What DID happen to Leviathan? I hope we find out in the DLC. I like leviathan :(
Like how did Ifrit and Phoenix split? How did it come to be that Phoenix is the popular and known one?
Boy, that is a LOT of blood, stop doing that.
So not sending Gav back but still keeping him with Edda. Be careful there, dude. I got a tower to climb. *mutters something vague about ffxiv that could be considered a spoiler*
Booo I can't go through this doorway.
Eugh, another damn ahriman. I'll plague YOU, you ugly bat-wannabe.
They feed on aether but there isn't any here? Sorry, where did Edda say the townsfolk went? The tower? The tower we're inside? And what are people made of, Clive?
There's gonna be a lot of insufficient inventory space up ahead, isn't there, lol.
Up and up and up and potions and up and up and up and up and up and potions and up and
I'm gonna level up soon. I hope I don't find Barny before then.
LOADS INTO A BOSS ARENA.
oh it's okay it's just another fallen thing, hahaha I was about to be SO ANNOYED WITH MYSELF.
There, level 45.
We must be getting close, there's light outside the elevator wal--- cutscene
Still just more Allagans. And Clive with no blunt arrow macro.
(Nah, that's T1. Control Node is T2.)
kagxkahxoahxai due to camera angles, I thought Clive was between the two halves when it snapped back shut
Oh, gauntlet?
No, just two.
RAIN.
and also SO MANY POTIONS.
Fuck off Ultima your statue sucks.
I DID warn you people were made of aether, Clive. Sorry they ended up like that here, though.
We already know which one Barny is, but it was polite of you to ask. He's a
I'm gonna set my foot up your ASS, shut up already, I don't have to take a lecture from a man who insists on hallucinating his naked mother.
Hope smells better than you, so. Yeah. I do cling to it over ~"this"~
Are you summoning your gd twink again.
That comment ages poorly IMMEDIATELY as I realize the horse is now the size of a mountain.
This is gonna be another really long fight, isn't it.
At least there's no mothercrystal here for him--- wait no there's one on this continent still. Damn it.
lmaoooo oh shit we zantetsuken'd the zantetsukener. Horse has been sent back to the stables.
Ur losing, Barny. The hell was that giggle. Who do you think you are, Zenos. Jesus Christ. He's fucking zenos. I didn't even see it. Ooooo I'm mad. I'm WALKING AWAY, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
I'm not even gonna use Ifrit to beat you, fuck you. You don't deserve it
Hurry to and die faster.
AND DON'T FUCKING COME BACK.
Clive, just for the lols don't pick up Odin from him.
Listen, it's not Final Fantasy without god-killing. Don't worry about that part.
DAMN. We almost got away with it.
WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET. GOD. FINALLY.
IT FEELS LIKE WET SOCKS, ULTIMA. GO AWAY.
mood, Clive.
OH NO UNCLE
oh good he's fine. And practicing his headbutting. Excellent.
OH NO AGAIN NOW IT'S JUST THEM AGAIN
Hey no offense Eugen but I think being slaughtered by Akashic is much more like dying for nothing than joining the fight for the longer haul.
dionnnnn you're up and about properly again!
OH SNAP HIS ACTIVE TIME LORE FINALLY NAMES MEDICINE GIRL. Kihel, eh?
And Terence! Yes there was a girl but NOT LIKE THAT, TERENCE. Don't worry. Not like that. He may or may not die again on you but HE'S NOT CHEATING ON YOU.
oh good, Joshua found us.
yeah uhhhh.... sorry about Avere (again), Edda. Maybe third time will be the charm.
Oof. That's gonna be a long walk for her. But at least this way her kiddo won't be born into slavery.
Bit weird to be hearing the theme here.
No, Joshua, I'm pretty sure you're right about him wanting to cast a powerful spell. hehe Ultima wants to cast ultima and end all human life. How appropriate.
and ON THAT BOMBSHELL, etc
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