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jecca_mehlota) wrote2023-12-11 01:55 am
jecca_mehlota) wrote2023-12-11 01:55 am
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pineapple soda calms my acid reflux and I can't figure out why
"oh my god I have free time and I FEEL like I have free time! I can play FFXVI!"
/turns on the monitor
> it's broken
Ò_Ó!!!
It's fine I could move the cable to my PC monitor, just ANNOYING. That thing was only 3 years old wtf. Unlucky. (The other one - I bought it as a pair - is still working just fine, but I let Mom borrow it so it's not here.)
I've been using this list for my msq count, btw.
Who is Mid and how the hell does she take care of her hair oh my god that's even more than Tarja has
Ah, this is Cid's ---- mid, cid, fuck's sake that's worse than cidney. At least Cidney is a real name.
Yes, I am aware of the ridiculousness of complaining about real vs not real names when playing a Final Fantasy title.
Checking my mail and I got a letter from Jill apologizing for what happened in Rosaria like girl. No. You don't need to do that.
Okay. I need a carpenter and a muddy murder a-rank mob. Murder first, I think. While I wander around looking for it I can remember how combat works, lol.
I think I went too far, but I'm most of the way across this zone so I may as well finish before doubling back.
Oops! Yeah I way overshot, haha, he was all the way back here at the beginning of the field.
ANYWAY. EASY. (not entirely easy but NO ONE DIED SO IT'S FINE.)
and then he's not even here. No one in this world stays put!!!
why do these low level monsters keep attacking me I'm like 20 LEVELS ABOVE YOU AAAAA (32 - 19 IS ACTUALLY ONLY 13 BUT STILL)
There's our boy, Bernard. Isn't he older than us. Maybe I shouldn't be calling him our boy. Anyway, you're cool, dude, of course you can ask us to wreck some shit for you.
"This shouldn't take long." Well now there's going to be a secret boss in here, good job Clive.
Oh, okay, maybe not. That's sorted.
Oh. People die from brand removal? Wtf? What the hell goes into putting one of those on folk??
Gskkk I was just over at Amber OH WELL.
Gav first though what if Torgal info.
ALSO speaking of where did you get your dog, SE WHERE'S MY GD TORGAL PLUSH UGHHUGHH why did you set those to release so far after the game, you jerks.
lol oh shit he's secretly Jill's dog all this time. Makes sense though, ice eikon, ice dog.
"Just this morn, I found him with his nose buried in my nuts." KOJI.
Clive, you can't just. You can't just stand there and wait.
How have we got a guest. Oh. THAT'S NOT A GUEST, THAT'S UNCLE.
Meanwhile...
I know how you're gonna respond to them suing for peace: violence!!
Uugghhhhh I hate this woman. I mean her new husband is a piece of shit, too, but with her it's personal. As everyone knows, lol.
Yes Dion good, question him (secretly, on the inside), he's a bastard man. BREAK FROM THE EMPIRE AND JOIN THE REBELLION.
aww snap he already knows your doubts
JUST KICK HIS ASS THEN, what's he even gonna do about it
"two ... THOUSAND." lol you broke gav
So they've figured out where Mr Titan probably is. But I gotta do these side quests first.
Walked past an NPC who signed heavily and lamented that "slavers don't even bother with northreach now that all the highborn have fled" and you know what, good, die.
Oh. These guys were easy to find.
Cole, I've been fighting goblins since Clive was 16. He'll be fine.
AND SO HE WAS. I feel bad for this chocobo, he wasn't a criminal, he didn't deserve to get killed by goblins or anyone else.
Ohhh we're getting the explanation of the brand! Excellent. Oh WHAT THE FUCK they lay poison under it??? I hate them more every time I play this game!!
hahaha Clive is gonna come back and the kitchen is going to be overflowing and there will be NO MORE GIL AT ALL. Mmmm, salted salmon, though.
I wasn't expecting Uncle Byron to be using a one-handed axe. A sword, I think. I guess I should've made that "oh shit it's FFXI time" comment right before. (This desert reminds me of Altepa, down to the dust devils, and XI has one-handed axes as a weapon option soooo.....)
haha I hope Byron spends the entire trip telling dumb stories of young Clive.
No, but he DOES keep sassing me for not going directly to the map marker. SORRY SIR, NEW ZONE, MUST EXPLORE.
hmmm. This weird orb down this north-eastern arm is surely nothing strange or dangerous. It definitely doesn't look like, say, an adamantoise.
Oh okay it's a fastitocalon, I guess, even though it's NOT EVEN A FISH, FUCK YOU?
Look. Listen. I realize the original fastitocalon is a turtle, but this series has used them as fish, okay. They can't just CHANGE IT UP LIKE THIS.
lol my poor uncle, dragged into this
JECCA VS SUDDENLY AND FOR NO KNOWN REASON DECIDING THAT THE O BUTTON IS HOW YOU DODGE INSTEAD OF R1
Heyyy, 10gil coin back behind where this guy was holed up. Nice.
(Byron pulling his hair out like he didn't just give us 2,000 talents or something?)
Good news, Uncle! We were gonna drop in here anyway. You can absolutely have that drink.
"He only talks when his mouth's full" lol clive you little shit
Lentils and honey a good combo though, even if eating chocobo still wrong to me.
Oh, sup Joshua. Of course you're here.
BYRON hahaha. [STUFFS FOOD] relatable, you paid for it, YOU DESERVE TO GET TO EAT IT ALL
Those poor tables.
Hey the waters of this oasis supposedly cure all sorts of shit, including "the various afflictions to the groin—many of which are like to be contacted at one of Dalimil's many brothels." KOJIIIII.
Anyway just throw Joshua in it, clearly. Fix him right up.
GO OUT THE WINDOW, CLIVE.
C A R R O T S, lmao. The only evidence we need.
Wandering around, found a sign:
GENUINE CACTUAR NEEDLES
Imported from Across the Sea
Just one prick and your little sparrow will sing!
what the fuck.
We cannot enter the baths. Shit game.
Every time they say "Dalimil," I 100% expect to hear Dalamud instead.
I do have some questions about this kid being our contact but okay sure we'll go with it for now. I wonder if Ruzena Dalimil / the "desert hare" is also an inherited alias.
Can't wait to see how this deal is going to go sideways.
huh. Not immediately an ambush, at least.
Hmmm.
lol Uncle. So subtle.
damn, no "subdue chocobo" option :(
Inherited name CONFIRMED.
I can't believe a pack of bombs set out to ruin this man's entire career.
JAW.
Kinda nervous about doing this with just Torgal, but, oh well.
Uncle ;_; I know he forgives you. You didn't know.
Oh hey Kupla, your hands are back and not serving you very well. Well enough to still be an asshole to an undeserving table and servant though. Trash.
Still, they maybe should've got you something with articulated fingers.
How does this guy know these things. ARE YOU IN WITH ULTIMA.
lol I said that half in jest but sure enough.
Rip to Hugo I guess, off to go feral like Benedikta did. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Now I'm in the fang but it's also almost 2am so. That's a wrap.
Only two msq today, but at least I'm back at it.
/turns on the monitor
> it's broken
Ò_Ó!!!
It's fine I could move the cable to my PC monitor, just ANNOYING. That thing was only 3 years old wtf. Unlucky. (The other one - I bought it as a pair - is still working just fine, but I let Mom borrow it so it's not here.)
I've been using this list for my msq count, btw.
Who is Mid and how the hell does she take care of her hair oh my god that's even more than Tarja has
Ah, this is Cid's ---- mid, cid, fuck's sake that's worse than cidney. At least Cidney is a real name.
Yes, I am aware of the ridiculousness of complaining about real vs not real names when playing a Final Fantasy title.
Checking my mail and I got a letter from Jill apologizing for what happened in Rosaria like girl. No. You don't need to do that.
Okay. I need a carpenter and a muddy murder a-rank mob. Murder first, I think. While I wander around looking for it I can remember how combat works, lol.
I think I went too far, but I'm most of the way across this zone so I may as well finish before doubling back.
Oops! Yeah I way overshot, haha, he was all the way back here at the beginning of the field.
ANYWAY. EASY. (not entirely easy but NO ONE DIED SO IT'S FINE.)
and then he's not even here. No one in this world stays put!!!
why do these low level monsters keep attacking me I'm like 20 LEVELS ABOVE YOU AAAAA (32 - 19 IS ACTUALLY ONLY 13 BUT STILL)
There's our boy, Bernard. Isn't he older than us. Maybe I shouldn't be calling him our boy. Anyway, you're cool, dude, of course you can ask us to wreck some shit for you.
"This shouldn't take long." Well now there's going to be a secret boss in here, good job Clive.
Oh, okay, maybe not. That's sorted.
Oh. People die from brand removal? Wtf? What the hell goes into putting one of those on folk??
Gskkk I was just over at Amber OH WELL.
Gav first though what if Torgal info.
ALSO speaking of where did you get your dog, SE WHERE'S MY GD TORGAL PLUSH UGHHUGHH why did you set those to release so far after the game, you jerks.
lol oh shit he's secretly Jill's dog all this time. Makes sense though, ice eikon, ice dog.
"Just this morn, I found him with his nose buried in my nuts." KOJI.
Clive, you can't just. You can't just stand there and wait.
How have we got a guest. Oh. THAT'S NOT A GUEST, THAT'S UNCLE.
Meanwhile...
I know how you're gonna respond to them suing for peace: violence!!
Uugghhhhh I hate this woman. I mean her new husband is a piece of shit, too, but with her it's personal. As everyone knows, lol.
Yes Dion good, question him (secretly, on the inside), he's a bastard man. BREAK FROM THE EMPIRE AND JOIN THE REBELLION.
aww snap he already knows your doubts
JUST KICK HIS ASS THEN, what's he even gonna do about it
"two ... THOUSAND." lol you broke gav
So they've figured out where Mr Titan probably is. But I gotta do these side quests first.
Walked past an NPC who signed heavily and lamented that "slavers don't even bother with northreach now that all the highborn have fled" and you know what, good, die.
Oh. These guys were easy to find.
Cole, I've been fighting goblins since Clive was 16. He'll be fine.
AND SO HE WAS. I feel bad for this chocobo, he wasn't a criminal, he didn't deserve to get killed by goblins or anyone else.
Ohhh we're getting the explanation of the brand! Excellent. Oh WHAT THE FUCK they lay poison under it??? I hate them more every time I play this game!!
hahaha Clive is gonna come back and the kitchen is going to be overflowing and there will be NO MORE GIL AT ALL. Mmmm, salted salmon, though.
I wasn't expecting Uncle Byron to be using a one-handed axe. A sword, I think. I guess I should've made that "oh shit it's FFXI time" comment right before. (This desert reminds me of Altepa, down to the dust devils, and XI has one-handed axes as a weapon option soooo.....)
haha I hope Byron spends the entire trip telling dumb stories of young Clive.
No, but he DOES keep sassing me for not going directly to the map marker. SORRY SIR, NEW ZONE, MUST EXPLORE.
hmmm. This weird orb down this north-eastern arm is surely nothing strange or dangerous. It definitely doesn't look like, say, an adamantoise.
Oh okay it's a fastitocalon, I guess, even though it's NOT EVEN A FISH, FUCK YOU?
Look. Listen. I realize the original fastitocalon is a turtle, but this series has used them as fish, okay. They can't just CHANGE IT UP LIKE THIS.
lol my poor uncle, dragged into this
JECCA VS SUDDENLY AND FOR NO KNOWN REASON DECIDING THAT THE O BUTTON IS HOW YOU DODGE INSTEAD OF R1
Heyyy, 10gil coin back behind where this guy was holed up. Nice.
(Byron pulling his hair out like he didn't just give us 2,000 talents or something?)
Good news, Uncle! We were gonna drop in here anyway. You can absolutely have that drink.
"He only talks when his mouth's full" lol clive you little shit
Lentils and honey a good combo though, even if eating chocobo still wrong to me.
Oh, sup Joshua. Of course you're here.
BYRON hahaha. [STUFFS FOOD] relatable, you paid for it, YOU DESERVE TO GET TO EAT IT ALL
Those poor tables.
Hey the waters of this oasis supposedly cure all sorts of shit, including "the various afflictions to the groin—many of which are like to be contacted at one of Dalimil's many brothels." KOJIIIII.
Anyway just throw Joshua in it, clearly. Fix him right up.
GO OUT THE WINDOW, CLIVE.
C A R R O T S, lmao. The only evidence we need.
Wandering around, found a sign:
GENUINE CACTUAR NEEDLES
Imported from Across the Sea
Just one prick and your little sparrow will sing!
what the fuck.
We cannot enter the baths. Shit game.
Every time they say "Dalimil," I 100% expect to hear Dalamud instead.
I do have some questions about this kid being our contact but okay sure we'll go with it for now. I wonder if Ruzena Dalimil / the "desert hare" is also an inherited alias.
Can't wait to see how this deal is going to go sideways.
huh. Not immediately an ambush, at least.
Hmmm.
lol Uncle. So subtle.
damn, no "subdue chocobo" option :(
Inherited name CONFIRMED.
I can't believe a pack of bombs set out to ruin this man's entire career.
JAW.
Kinda nervous about doing this with just Torgal, but, oh well.
Uncle ;_; I know he forgives you. You didn't know.
Oh hey Kupla, your hands are back and not serving you very well. Well enough to still be an asshole to an undeserving table and servant though. Trash.
Still, they maybe should've got you something with articulated fingers.
How does this guy know these things. ARE YOU IN WITH ULTIMA.
lol I said that half in jest but sure enough.
Rip to Hugo I guess, off to go feral like Benedikta did. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Now I'm in the fang but it's also almost 2am so. That's a wrap.
Only two msq today, but at least I'm back at it.
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"Just this morn, I found him with his nose buried in my nuts." KOJI.
I had the exact same reaction.
Ohhh we're getting the explanation of the brand! Excellent. Oh WHAT THE FUCK they lay poison under it??? I hate them more every time I play this game!!
I had an earlier comment where I said "Oh, they explain this later!" and then, well, it wasn't that much later after all. XD
BYRON hahaha. [STUFFS FOOD] relatable, you paid for it, YOU DESERVE TO GET TO EAT IT ALL
Did you go into camera mode during the pub battle and swing it around? They animated Byron still nomming away behind the bar. XD
Only two msq today, but at least I'm back at it.
\o/ Welcome back! Be prepared for the next eikon fight to take for-freakin'-ever. I mean they all do from this point on. Apparently people really like the Titan one but... well. You should see/decide for yourself!