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Jecca Mehlota ([personal profile] jecca_mehlota) wrote2023-07-10 10:30 pm

Remake Who

I've started the offline edition of FFXIV!


I know almost nothing about this other than the names of like 4 characters (one of them is the dog) but I've heard from multiple sources that it doesn't suffer from a critical fumble and the dog lives so what the hell.

Does the moon of Valisthea have a fxing red satellite* or is that just a suspicious star
(*is this a FFXIV reference)

/puts controller down to watch opening

/oops I need to hit triangle to attack

/gdi se bring back opening cinematics that I don't need to use the controller during

"Wyvern," eh. Sure, Clive.


opened menu to adjust camera controls and realized I didn't know if I'd hit triangle or start hmmmm hahaha


Is it Jill, are we waiting for Jill to show up. I already know we don't kill her. Or. At least. We don't kill her immediately. ??? MAYBE SHE DIES LATER????

His Majesty doesn't seem entirely with it, here, idk.

This man is Huge wow but could everyone stop being a gross smoker. Blech.

THE GAME CAN'T BE OVER I ONLY JUST STARTED IT


folks wtf keep it in your pants


anyway back to Clive Wyvern?? Clive, the game is calling him that so I JUST TRIED TO DODGE ROLL IT DIDNT WORK

oh it's the take the van line from that meme video hahahaha

Ohhhhh TITAN!!! Time to BOW DOWN, overdwellers!!

lol "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" what a mood

ow


FLASHBACK TIME, KIDS!


TORGAL!!!!!!!!!


"Your blade is not your only weapon." oh honey. For me, I'm afraid it is. XD Man's probably dead in real time, so the poor bastard's gonna just be shaking his head at me from beyond for the next what 50 hours? lol


training complete!

/sits at the screen for like 3 minutes because I was expecting it to go away on its own lmao

Clive your pants are way too tight hahaha


Not convinced that's dad. She doesn't look very kingly. Hmmm. Ah. Does mother hate us? What a look that was, damn.

Maybe she just disapproves of his pants.



IMPORTANT: JOSHUA HATES CARROTS


Clive @ Torgal while greeting dad is like me @ Malibu whenever I'm trying to talk on the phone

that dog is cute gaddamn


??? Is that a DRAW POINT

no it was just a potion


hey free apple-- THIS MAN HAS THE FACE MARK CLIVE HAS LATER. SUS. SUS. SUS!!!!

Though the other guy in that conversation was way worse maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here (hahaha me?? Jumping to conclusions??? NEVER!)

ah. This guy is labelled "slavemaster" now. >:[


HEY I SEE ANOTHER DRAW POINT OVER THERE


Gardens!

Joshua might be over there but I see some birds and I gotta know if I can chase them

OH SHIT YOU **CAN** CHASE THE BIRDS

More "servants" in here.


FUCK YOU MOM also hi dad


baby adventure to kill goblins to prepare for war, understood

I like dad, I hope he's not secretly scummy.

Also he somehow vaguely reminds me of Boromir. Might just be the posture. Probably about as doomed, so I guess it checks out.


hahahaaaa clive's funny little skip hop when he jumps


LADY STOP BEING A BITCH ABOUT YOUR SON

I'm glad dad's at least trying to defend mr protagonist from her. Man. She's rude.

Christ I forget how hot the PS5 runs.


Ambrosia is such a weird name for a chocobo though. Imo. But her active time lore portrait is fantastic hahaha she Will kill you.

(PS active time lore is my favorite thing ever)

lol Clive is so short next to these guys. Baby.


Anyway this isn't the first time they've mentioned the blight but I was thinking other things earlier, they better handle this better than the star scourge in FFXV I'm still angry about how they squandered basically everything in that game UGH I'LL DIE MAD ABOUT IT.

right the marsh though uhhhhhh whoops time for raid nvm


If anyone asks we didn't actually raid tonight
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[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2023-07-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I've missed your liveblogs! I'll only be able to read this one up to the point where the demo ended (this entry is all stuff that was in the demo!), but I'm delighted that you're posting about this game, and I look forward to reading your thoughts once I've finally played it for myself!
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[personal profile] soranokumo 2023-07-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaaaaah I'm just catching up to all these but I am now going to devour these all at once. OM NOM NOM.