It's because they are EVERYWHERE and I feel like they're frequently kinda gross with the dude being all DUDELY DUDE WHO IS ALWAYS RIGHT and the woman being all, I listen to The Man except when I'm a bitch because Humor. That or she's whiny or WHY DOES THE GIRL ALWAYS HAVE TO END UP WITH A BOYFRIEND uurrrrrrrrgh.

My parents didn't even have THE TALK with us until after my brother and I had both gone through that unit in school, and if I ever hear the phrase "and you wrap your vagina around his penis" (complete with helpful hand gesture!) again I will actually throw up. DAD. UGH. YOU HAVE (I ASSUME??) HAD SEX, THAT IS NOT HOW BODIES WORK.


I would possibly print that comic and put it on the walls. ALL the walls.

LET ME PRESENT MY COUNTER ARGUMENTS: a) LIES b) NO U c) YOU JUST MADE THAT UP 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ANY LOLOLOLOLOL