Jecca Mehlota (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jecca_mehlota) wrote2010-03-28 12:56 am
jecca_mehlota) wrote2010-03-28 12:56 am
San d'Oria > ALL.
MORE PROOF FOR THE LIST! ... I should make a list.
Running fetch quests for my Moogle. Bunch of random stuff. MY MOG HOUSE ROOF HAS A LEAK. It must be patched! So I must find strange things. Or rather, appropriate them from Beastmen.
Go to murder orcs... doesn't take long! Go stab some Quadav... again, fairly quick drop! Go to get the ASGDYFHUIG YAGUDO HAET THEM and... well, first, I can't quite remember how to get to the higher level area of Giddeus (rhymes with hideous hate hate hate), but I figure it out fast. Aaaand.... kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and where is my caulk, damn it? And kill some more and... finally the stupid stuff drops. YAY!
Apparently rodents and ... meats are in the ceiling. I. What?
Anyway, whatever. There's trouble with the Rent-A-Rooms in Jeuno and we should go check it out. I am perplexed by my Moogle being out in public. I mean - I am sure this must happen! But never have I witnessed it.
And - another fetch quest! This time I must find things. So I take a hatchet to some trees outside San d'Oria and get the bark right off (8 swings), and I break a million pickaxes outside Bastok (and make inappropriate comments about Galkas and their time as slaves in the mine and how their new life as production line workers doesn't seem to be going well SINCE THE PICKAXES ARE USELESS) but still get the item pretty fast (four pickaxes, 10 swings). And I go to Windurst and take a sickle to the grass ... and never leave. It took me 85 attempts to find that lamb roast!
...Jecca, I'm sorry, did you just imply you had to root around in the grass for a lamb roast?
Yes, I did. (... it is probably better if you do not ask.) It was the third item my Moogle claimed to need. The item description reads as follows!
Key Item: Savory Lamb Roast
This roasted rump of lamb tantalizes your nostrils with a mouthwatering aroma. Even with the right tools... it couldn't be used to repair a Mog House in any conceivable way.
(The other two items, which were needed first, both had "with the right tools, it could be used to repair/reinforce the roof/foundation of a Mog House" in the description.)
Nice try, Moogle. WE'RE ON TO YOU. Honestly, haven't you figured out by now that you only need to ask and I will bring whatever you need? BECAUSE I AM GULLIBLE!
Speaking of "gullible", at my brother's university, in the dorm building he used to be in, someone had actually written "gullible" on the ceilings of the elevators! Not only that, but it was spelled both incorrectly and differently in each one. AWESOME!
Running fetch quests for my Moogle. Bunch of random stuff. MY MOG HOUSE ROOF HAS A LEAK. It must be patched! So I must find strange things. Or rather, appropriate them from Beastmen.
Go to murder orcs... doesn't take long! Go stab some Quadav... again, fairly quick drop! Go to get the ASGDYFHUIG YAGUDO HAET THEM and... well, first, I can't quite remember how to get to the higher level area of Giddeus (rhymes with hideous hate hate hate), but I figure it out fast. Aaaand.... kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and where is my caulk, damn it? And kill some more and... finally the stupid stuff drops. YAY!
Apparently rodents and ... meats are in the ceiling. I. What?
Anyway, whatever. There's trouble with the Rent-A-Rooms in Jeuno and we should go check it out. I am perplexed by my Moogle being out in public. I mean - I am sure this must happen! But never have I witnessed it.
And - another fetch quest! This time I must find things. So I take a hatchet to some trees outside San d'Oria and get the bark right off (8 swings), and I break a million pickaxes outside Bastok (and make inappropriate comments about Galkas and their time as slaves in the mine and how their new life as production line workers doesn't seem to be going well SINCE THE PICKAXES ARE USELESS) but still get the item pretty fast (four pickaxes, 10 swings). And I go to Windurst and take a sickle to the grass ... and never leave. It took me 85 attempts to find that lamb roast!
...Jecca, I'm sorry, did you just imply you had to root around in the grass for a lamb roast?
Yes, I did. (... it is probably better if you do not ask.) It was the third item my Moogle claimed to need. The item description reads as follows!
Key Item: Savory Lamb Roast
This roasted rump of lamb tantalizes your nostrils with a mouthwatering aroma. Even with the right tools... it couldn't be used to repair a Mog House in any conceivable way.
(The other two items, which were needed first, both had "with the right tools, it could be used to repair/reinforce the roof/foundation of a Mog House" in the description.)
Nice try, Moogle. WE'RE ON TO YOU. Honestly, haven't you figured out by now that you only need to ask and I will bring whatever you need? BECAUSE I AM GULLIBLE!
Speaking of "gullible", at my brother's university, in the dorm building he used to be in, someone had actually written "gullible" on the ceilings of the elevators! Not only that, but it was spelled both incorrectly and differently in each one. AWESOME!
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Ahahaha, oh, Square. I love silly item descriptions.
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girlfriendfiancée! (http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Kupiruru) I HAD NO IDEA!)