You're not corrupting me! You have failed to convert me to... most things. Naruto, Harry Potter, and One Piece, anyway. Was there anything else?

You are, however, assisting my brain in it's effort to destroy my mind, which is probably worse in the long run.


And actually, I've since concluded I might leave all four of them for Red Alert or something. That'd be fair, too, wouldn't it? (You know I probably won't really kill anyone, of course, but that's not the point.)