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jecca_mehlota) wrote2007-05-09 01:01 am
jecca_mehlota) wrote2007-05-09 01:01 am
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This icon is surprisingly appropriate, in it's own way.
First. I strongly suspect I will not be sleeping tonight. I highly discourage clicking this link if you have arachnophobia. Because this? This is distressing. (There is an image in the second article. The first one is arachnophobe-safe. Well, as safe as that can be, anyway.) Oh, my God, how did he not have a mental breakdown right then on the spot? I would have died. And my arachnophobia is much less intense than it used to be.
On to happier things now.
So Sam has a tumor now? That's... different. What, did he have that prior to being smacked by a car, or is that new? (Or, we come back to that question, "Was he really and truly smacked by that car, or was he already out of it at the beginning of the series?" I like to think he was hit by a car, but hey.)
Frank Morgan's his doctor? That's unsettling. Creepy man! I don't care if this is your last window of opportunity or whatever, you leave Gene alone! Gene is infinitely better than you, anyway.
Sam, don't you even think about it.
Haa, every time Gene calls Sam by a girl's name, I laugh.
There is laundry all over the car! XD That's fantastic!
Ooh, more dead people. SAM, I DO NOT LIKE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE. YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO MORGAN, HAVEN'T YOU?
No, don't talk to the man!
GENE IS NOT YOUR TUMOR, SAM. I SEE THAT LOOK AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. STOP IT, STOP IT NOW.
And stop it with that really creepy look. And stop trying to convince yourself you don't like it here.
Arg.
That blasted tape recorder. Sam, you don't want to be doing this..!
Just look how sad you're making Annie. Look, see, she is disappointed in you!
He's doing that strange heart-thing again. She's oddly all right with that.
ahahaha! I am dying of laughter! Your own head-person turns you downbecause you less-than-secretly actually want Gene!
OH SON OF A - PRIMUS - TEST CARD GIRL BEHIND DOOR OH GOD I nearly died.
Oh God go away go away go away. I can't breathe from absolute terror.
Right. Geez.
Gene just said "Top Gear." It's everywhere! hee!
TURN THE TAPE MACHINE OFF, DAMN YOU, SAM. And stop fighting with Gene! It makes me sad! You're ruining the universe, Sam, and you know it. Knock it off.
... model trains. I'm having Final Fantasy VIII flashbacks. Did you make them yourself, Gene?
Hasn't anyone noticed that Sam's acting even more bizarre than usual? I mean, he's not usually that creepy and weird.
You're talking to Morgan again, Sam. Why are you talking to him? Stop it. He bothers me.
Oh, you don't want to have to testify against Gene? You should've thought of that before you started listening to Morgan.
So this is why we've been calling it Mars? Or maybe I should say MARS.
...Well, at least Morgan thinks you're insane, too. But I do not like how calmly he's talking this. You're going to try and turn Sam against Gene even more, aren't you, you horrible, horrible man?
... ey, Sam, you're trying to convince yourself to stay again. See, you do not want to leave and you do not want to destroy Gene.
er, "Williams"?
Woah. Hey. There're the names of his parents. That's, erm, odd. I mean, the dates are completely wrong, but isn't it just a bit too strange that a Vic and a Ruth, last name Tyler, son named Sam, would exist twice like that?
I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO MORGA - gah sam tombstone ack
SO STOP LISTENING TO HIM. SEE? HE IS WRONG. SO DON'T LISTEN. Saaaam, what're you doing?
Augh!
Shut up, Morgan. Just SHUT. UP. Oh, Sam. Yes, think of Gene. You can't do it. Just don't.
Sorrow! Morgan, go away, damn it. I don't like you!
Oh, poor Sam. He needs a hug or something so badly. This episode is breaking my heart, augh.
Augh. D:
Haven't we heard that, "when you can feel, you're alive/it's real" bit before? Sounds familiar. Maybe I'm just going crazy.
He can't get the radio to talk to him. SAM, YOU DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP.
Aw, there, Sam got a hug.
Annie, don't - Sam, don't tell them, too! Guys, don't turn on him! No! Let him finish! Damnit, Ray, be quiet and Sam, stop yelling stop fighting! Look at how upset you've made Chris!
Stop it, all of you! ARGH!
Annie, don't you start, too, I mean... Yeah, they're upset, and Sam why aren't you trying to explain that you didn't remember? You fool!
Now they're all being mean to him. This is terrible! Stop it, you lot. Stop it now.
And this is a bad idea.
Oh, damn, Sam's radio-! Morgan, you knew it would do that, didn't you? Shut up, Ray! (oh, Gene doesn't want to believe it!)
Stop shooting, augh, this is terrifying! Oh, poor Chris...! Well, I mean, poor everyone, of course, but!
Part of me is oddly bitter about how they're all suddenly "NO SAM DON'T LEAVE US *CLING TO ARM*" but the rest of me is right there yelling, too. Sam, don't go! Morgan's a liar. He's probably not got any backup, assuming he's out there at all.
Oh, damnit, no, there's NOT any.
Sam, don't listen! LOOK MORGAN HE IS UPSET LET HIM GO BACK AND SHUT UP.
AUGH I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS! DISTRESS. SO MUCH DISTRESS. NO WORDS.
SHUT UP FRANK MORGAN
ARGH CHRIS! AND RAY! I DON'T EVEN LIKE RAY BUT AUGH NO! GENE! THEY'RE YELLING FOR HIM TO HELP. SAM WHY AREN'T YOU GOING BACK?
Damnit, what're you doing now? ... Oh, no. No, Sam, that's not right. Bad, wrong, no. No no no no NO NO NO
NO DON'T. SAM! STOP IT! NOT INTO THE LIGHT. NO. AUGH NO! oh God, Sam, no oh god they're going to die no no no oh god. This is awful. oh, God. Oh, God, my heart.
SHUT UP, FRANK MORGAN, JUST SHUT. UP.
DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU A LOT.
No...!
D:
This is so distressing! What about the others? Sam, what about the others? Augh, I am going to die if you do not go back and save them!
...well, that's where Hyde 2612 comes from. Sense enough, I suppose, but I just don't care. Sam! Augh! Gene and the others! What about Gene and the others?
Oh, he calls himself DI Sam Tyler at first. ... he's giving his story to psych evaluation. He wouldn't be doing that if he didn't plan on getting back, right? You're going to go back, Sam, right?!
It's sad that his mother's the only one who's really there for him now... (I wonder if he ever said anything more to her about his experiences. Did he ask if she ever met a DI named Sam Tyler?)
How long has he been here, now, anyway? Sam, why are you still in 2006? Stop it. Please.
God. I am not crying, I swear. This is the internet and you can't see me. You can't prove anything.
HE CAN'T FEEL THE CUT ON HIS THUMB. Sam, you have to go back, you don't belong here. Writers, if you don't send him back, I will be upset. Lamest threat ever. I don't care! He's going back because he can't feel the cut on his thumb. So there.
Roof.
...!!
:D
:D
...Um. Oh, dear. Episode finished over fifteen minutes ago. I... I just barely regained the ability to think in complete sentences and have finally moved my hands from where they had apparently been glued to my face. Oh...!
That was so perfect!
I started grinning when he leaped and I do not think I have stopped since. Oh, man! Hearts. SO MANY HEARTS. And I totally did not cry at all. Really. Especially not at the end out of sheer joy.
Their reactions to his return... haha, Gene! Refusing help up, oh, man. And Sam went straight to Gene and not Annie, hah.
Everything is right with the world!
Though, Sam, Gene does not approve of you and Annie. (And if we go by the, '1973 is all in your head' thing, than neither do you, apparently. But we all knew that.) That's why he suddenly blasted up like that.
"You shouldn't be driving with that leg."
"Well I am."
ahaha, oh, Gene, I adore you so much.
And he turned the channel rather than listening to that annoying real world chatter. Yes, Sam, live in 1973 for ever and never leave again! Hooray!
Though, er. Test Card Girl. Getting the last scene like that. Evil! Not enough to stop my insane grinning, though.
I do not care that Sam may have (er, probably, actually) killed himself with that jump. I DO NOT CARE. HE IS BACK WHERE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE. EVERYTHING IS GOOD. EVERYTHING IS GOOD FOREVER.
Who knows. Maybe there really was a Sam Williams and they switched places somehow. Who cares? I do not care what is or is not real! All that matters is that Sam went back and stayed there!
...I do feel quite badly for his mother, though, but maybe she understands. That seems to have been the point of that short conversation he had with her, I think.
CONCLUSION:
SAM AND GENE? GAY. COMPLETELY, IRREVERSIBLY GAY.
LIFE ON MARS? BRILLIANT AND UTTERLY BEYOND FANTASTIC AND OH MY GOD I CANNOT STOP GRINNING EVEN THOUGH I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE EARLIER.
NOW I GO TO DIE FROM GLEE OVERLOAD. I am emotionally exhausted.
On to happier things now.
So Sam has a tumor now? That's... different. What, did he have that prior to being smacked by a car, or is that new? (Or, we come back to that question, "Was he really and truly smacked by that car, or was he already out of it at the beginning of the series?" I like to think he was hit by a car, but hey.)
Frank Morgan's his doctor? That's unsettling. Creepy man! I don't care if this is your last window of opportunity or whatever, you leave Gene alone! Gene is infinitely better than you, anyway.
Sam, don't you even think about it.
Haa, every time Gene calls Sam by a girl's name, I laugh.
There is laundry all over the car! XD That's fantastic!
Ooh, more dead people. SAM, I DO NOT LIKE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE. YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING TO MORGAN, HAVEN'T YOU?
No, don't talk to the man!
GENE IS NOT YOUR TUMOR, SAM. I SEE THAT LOOK AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. STOP IT, STOP IT NOW.
And stop it with that really creepy look. And stop trying to convince yourself you don't like it here.
Arg.
That blasted tape recorder. Sam, you don't want to be doing this..!
Just look how sad you're making Annie. Look, see, she is disappointed in you!
He's doing that strange heart-thing again. She's oddly all right with that.
ahahaha! I am dying of laughter! Your own head-person turns you down
OH SON OF A - PRIMUS - TEST CARD GIRL BEHIND DOOR OH GOD I nearly died.
Oh God go away go away go away. I can't breathe from absolute terror.
Right. Geez.
Gene just said "Top Gear." It's everywhere! hee!
TURN THE TAPE MACHINE OFF, DAMN YOU, SAM. And stop fighting with Gene! It makes me sad! You're ruining the universe, Sam, and you know it. Knock it off.
... model trains. I'm having Final Fantasy VIII flashbacks. Did you make them yourself, Gene?
Hasn't anyone noticed that Sam's acting even more bizarre than usual? I mean, he's not usually that creepy and weird.
You're talking to Morgan again, Sam. Why are you talking to him? Stop it. He bothers me.
Oh, you don't want to have to testify against Gene? You should've thought of that before you started listening to Morgan.
So this is why we've been calling it Mars? Or maybe I should say MARS.
...Well, at least Morgan thinks you're insane, too. But I do not like how calmly he's talking this. You're going to try and turn Sam against Gene even more, aren't you, you horrible, horrible man?
... ey, Sam, you're trying to convince yourself to stay again. See, you do not want to leave and you do not want to destroy Gene.
er, "Williams"?
Woah. Hey. There're the names of his parents. That's, erm, odd. I mean, the dates are completely wrong, but isn't it just a bit too strange that a Vic and a Ruth, last name Tyler, son named Sam, would exist twice like that?
I KEEP TELLING YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO MORGA - gah sam tombstone ack
SO STOP LISTENING TO HIM. SEE? HE IS WRONG. SO DON'T LISTEN. Saaaam, what're you doing?
Augh!
Shut up, Morgan. Just SHUT. UP. Oh, Sam. Yes, think of Gene. You can't do it. Just don't.
Sorrow! Morgan, go away, damn it. I don't like you!
Oh, poor Sam. He needs a hug or something so badly. This episode is breaking my heart, augh.
Augh. D:
Haven't we heard that, "when you can feel, you're alive/it's real" bit before? Sounds familiar. Maybe I'm just going crazy.
He can't get the radio to talk to him. SAM, YOU DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP.
Aw, there, Sam got a hug.
Annie, don't - Sam, don't tell them, too! Guys, don't turn on him! No! Let him finish! Damnit, Ray, be quiet and Sam, stop yelling stop fighting! Look at how upset you've made Chris!
Stop it, all of you! ARGH!
Annie, don't you start, too, I mean... Yeah, they're upset, and Sam why aren't you trying to explain that you didn't remember? You fool!
Now they're all being mean to him. This is terrible! Stop it, you lot. Stop it now.
And this is a bad idea.
Oh, damn, Sam's radio-! Morgan, you knew it would do that, didn't you? Shut up, Ray! (oh, Gene doesn't want to believe it!)
Stop shooting, augh, this is terrifying! Oh, poor Chris...! Well, I mean, poor everyone, of course, but!
Part of me is oddly bitter about how they're all suddenly "NO SAM DON'T LEAVE US *CLING TO ARM*" but the rest of me is right there yelling, too. Sam, don't go! Morgan's a liar. He's probably not got any backup, assuming he's out there at all.
Oh, damnit, no, there's NOT any.
Sam, don't listen! LOOK MORGAN HE IS UPSET LET HIM GO BACK AND SHUT UP.
AUGH I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS! DISTRESS. SO MUCH DISTRESS. NO WORDS.
SHUT UP FRANK MORGAN
ARGH CHRIS! AND RAY! I DON'T EVEN LIKE RAY BUT AUGH NO! GENE! THEY'RE YELLING FOR HIM TO HELP. SAM WHY AREN'T YOU GOING BACK?
Damnit, what're you doing now? ... Oh, no. No, Sam, that's not right. Bad, wrong, no. No no no no NO NO NO
NO DON'T. SAM! STOP IT! NOT INTO THE LIGHT. NO. AUGH NO! oh God, Sam, no oh god they're going to die no no no oh god. This is awful. oh, God. Oh, God, my heart.
SHUT UP, FRANK MORGAN, JUST SHUT. UP.
DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU A LOT.
No...!
D:
This is so distressing! What about the others? Sam, what about the others? Augh, I am going to die if you do not go back and save them!
...well, that's where Hyde 2612 comes from. Sense enough, I suppose, but I just don't care. Sam! Augh! Gene and the others! What about Gene and the others?
Oh, he calls himself DI Sam Tyler at first. ... he's giving his story to psych evaluation. He wouldn't be doing that if he didn't plan on getting back, right? You're going to go back, Sam, right?!
It's sad that his mother's the only one who's really there for him now... (I wonder if he ever said anything more to her about his experiences. Did he ask if she ever met a DI named Sam Tyler?)
How long has he been here, now, anyway? Sam, why are you still in 2006? Stop it. Please.
God. I am not crying, I swear. This is the internet and you can't see me. You can't prove anything.
HE CAN'T FEEL THE CUT ON HIS THUMB. Sam, you have to go back, you don't belong here. Writers, if you don't send him back, I will be upset. Lamest threat ever. I don't care! He's going back because he can't feel the cut on his thumb. So there.
Roof.
...!!
:D
:D
...Um. Oh, dear. Episode finished over fifteen minutes ago. I... I just barely regained the ability to think in complete sentences and have finally moved my hands from where they had apparently been glued to my face. Oh...!
That was so perfect!
I started grinning when he leaped and I do not think I have stopped since. Oh, man! Hearts. SO MANY HEARTS. And I totally did not cry at all. Really. Especially not at the end out of sheer joy.
Their reactions to his return... haha, Gene! Refusing help up, oh, man. And Sam went straight to Gene and not Annie, hah.
Everything is right with the world!
Though, Sam, Gene does not approve of you and Annie. (And if we go by the, '1973 is all in your head' thing, than neither do you, apparently. But we all knew that.) That's why he suddenly blasted up like that.
"You shouldn't be driving with that leg."
"Well I am."
ahaha, oh, Gene, I adore you so much.
And he turned the channel rather than listening to that annoying real world chatter. Yes, Sam, live in 1973 for ever and never leave again! Hooray!
Though, er. Test Card Girl. Getting the last scene like that. Evil! Not enough to stop my insane grinning, though.
I do not care that Sam may have (er, probably, actually) killed himself with that jump. I DO NOT CARE. HE IS BACK WHERE HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE. EVERYTHING IS GOOD. EVERYTHING IS GOOD FOREVER.
Who knows. Maybe there really was a Sam Williams and they switched places somehow. Who cares? I do not care what is or is not real! All that matters is that Sam went back and stayed there!
...I do feel quite badly for his mother, though, but maybe she understands. That seems to have been the point of that short conversation he had with her, I think.
CONCLUSION:
SAM AND GENE? GAY. COMPLETELY, IRREVERSIBLY GAY.
LIFE ON MARS? BRILLIANT AND UTTERLY BEYOND FANTASTIC AND OH MY GOD I CANNOT STOP GRINNING EVEN THOUGH I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE EARLIER.
NOW I GO TO DIE FROM GLEE OVERLOAD. I am emotionally exhausted.