Do people disappear when you throw them out of the Zoomer? Usually, they run after me, going "HEY, COME BACK."

Hey, are those torches Green Eco? Man, I've missed that stuff.

Ah, but the green health packs you find are made of Green Eco! And the Scatter Gun ammo (wide shots/wide attacks) is Red Eco, and the Blaster ammo (er, shooting) is Yellow Eco, and the blue-gun-the-name-of-which-I-cannot-remember (rapid fire/rapid movement) is Blue Eco. THE ECO STILL EXISTS; IT IS JUST IN A DIFFERENT FORM.

Also, why does Daxter getting hit hurt Jak? IT MAKES HIS SOUL BLEED. OH ANGST.

I can't stop laughing! And your 'ARGH SPIDERS' reaction amuses me a lot, because I am a sadist.

Wow, the falling-through-the-pavement thing! I never got any awesome glitches when I played.

I love the guards' little conversations. I was always hiding behind walls and just listening to them, and then I'd have to kill them and I'd feel like a horrible person.

Ahahaha, he says 'How hard can it be?'? That is brilliant. I last played this before my Top Gear obsession kicked in, so I didn't notice that.

Ha, I love it when you're being charmed by the silliness of the sewer team and then get annoyed with them for exploding the statue.

What, Krew again? He wants me to throw the race. Like I have to try to lose or something. He's obviously not been paying much attention.

Oh, God, I love your ramblings so much.

I have come to the conclusion that the writing I see around town must actually be that: writing. There's probably a way to crack it.

Oh, God, I actually learnt most of the Precursian alphabet off by heart, because I am an enormous dork. It's over here.