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jecca_mehlota) wrote2017-06-27 10:30 pm
jecca_mehlota) wrote2017-06-27 10:30 pm
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MOAR XV
DLC THE SECOND
OKAY BUT FIRST I cannot believe we aren't getting Ignis until December, are you kidding me, why, that's forever from now.
ANYWAY.
I'm so nervous, nooo, don't hurt him, don't hurt me, LEAVE US ALL ALONE, SQUARE.
*builds blankets and plushies fort around Prompto figure* ;___;
NOOO PROMPTO FULL OF SNOW AND COLD I don't know where you found the coat and the hat and all but I am glad for them, noooo don't fall down oh no
THIS IS A TERRIBLE OPENING SEQUENCE
I HATE ALL OF YOU
LEAVE HIM ALOOOONE but not in the snow to die, don't... don't do that
noooooo :(
and now the MT are here GDI that didn't take long
"often despondent" PROTECT THIS POOR CHILD
hashtag relatable, prompto
blizzard to creepy science lab yes no this is not a fun day goodbye
HEY, SCIENTIST, DON'T LISTEN TO ARDYN because that's certainly who "he" is.
SPEAKING OF THAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING
YOU'RE DEAD OKAY STOP BEING HERE JUST BECAUSE THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE WE KILL YOU
fuuuuck I hate this guy
Hey, campsite. And by campsite I meansoda machine sorry, upon actually reading the thing, they're ebony roasters, guess that shit's popular even out here, and, um, a bench?
OH NO EVEN THE RESTING SCENE IS SAD
I'M SORRY, PROMPTO
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS
ugh, there's a guy. ...Robot. .... Thing. right there.
Those take a lot of hits to bring down. At least I've got infinite ammo?
Oh, I've got a sword or something, too.
It's gross how Ardyn's left these logs all over the place.
It's a good thing these things dissolve upon death, the bodies might be a bit obvious otherwise.
"Another day, another mental breakdown." W-well. That's a little too close to the truth, hahahahaha ha haha um
At least there's still natural light at this point?
in ur base, killin ur doods
THAT WAS ACUTELY AWFUL AND I AM GOING TO DIE A LOT IN THIS AND I AM SO VERY SORRY FOR YOUR SUFFERING, PROMPTO
Ah, good, outside. With the snow and the cold and you know, guys, if you could've just refrained from sorta-killing Shiva, this would not have been a problem??
They're not human, Prompto. Maybe they were once, briefly, but trust me. Not for a good while by the time they jump out of their dropships at us.
Yeah, no, sorry, it does. It's okay, your friends still love you!!!
I'M. SO. BAD AT THIS.
/walks down the ramp and opens the door at the bottom
N O P E
PEOPLE GROWING IN TANKS, I'M OUT
Hm, this one's face is very different. I guess they're not all identical clones.
Oh, nice, great, they burn the failures, alive probably. How kind.
I'm gonna hide behind these counters. I know we're gonna have an encounter, but LET ME PRETEND I CAN AVOID IT.
... honey, I don't think going in there is the best plan.
Not that there have been a lot of forks in the road, but, you know.
Haha, those Diamond Weapons from Kingsglaive really are called Diamon Weapons.
And they were pretty recent. Ugh.
Creepy Scientist ain't looking too hot. Think you got some, uh, scourge, there, man.
Genetics alone don't make you family, fuckface.
QUICK TIME EVENT WHOOPS
Ugh, video game scientist are the wo---- ARANEA!?!
And also daemons everywhere aaaaaaa
FUUUCK THIIIIS MEEEEEESS thank god Prompto can run farther than Noct and his gimpy knees (poor Noct).
IT'S BRIGHT OUT HERE
WHERE AM I GOING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is why Ignis never lets either of us drive, Prompto. This. Right here.
huuuurg all that way and then we get hit with a missile or something, anything, and we're back to being sprawled in the snow. Full circle, ugh.
Anyway, I'm really mad at myself because I went to change my laundry again and I accidentally threw the quarters all over the floor and I lost one, so I had to go back upstairs and then go back downstairs again.
Oh, the snowmobile (not quite, but close enough) survived. Yay. And I'm not even being shot at anymore!
hahaha I like how he gets off the snowmobile. Weird little turn-around step.
... Ignis would be appalled at your comparing his cooking to that can of food.
DO NOT BURN YOUR ARM PROMPTO PUT THE LOG DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT
oh, okay, wow, fuck you, game, why are my choices "burn wrist" and "give up" that's rude as hell and just because that's how he's going to feel about himself for not going through with it DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S TRUE, THIS IS NOT GIVING UP SKJFDLKSLFJLKDFNGLKSMD:L BE NICE TO THIS POOR CHILD
uuugh aranea i love herrrrrrrrrr thank you for rescuing Prompto like I asked you to in Tenebrae, even if it was sort of incidental.
I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG ;_____;
aaahahaha Noct actually asked her to find him? Did that actually happen and I forgot because I was screaming it too hard, or was it off-camera?
LISTEN TO THE GOOD DRAGOON LADY. GO FIND THEM BEFORE ARDYN CATCHES YOU AGAIN. :(
STOP TRYING TO TALK YOURSELF OUT OF GOING AND FINDING THEM UGH
I need an Aranea to literally kick me out of my depressive funks, too.
now prompto is dead on the floor, yes, same, me, too
Barking? UMBRA?
Aw, nice, she left me the snowmobile! Guess you don't really need one when you can dragoon-jump.
SIDEQUESTS?! DURING MY DLC EPISODE?!?! Let's check one out, why not.
well, that ended badly, ahaaa run away. Fuck this, feral dog thingers gotta eat, too.
THIS IS NOT A DOG.
So a thing just happened and my first thought was "GOD DAMN IT, HYDAELYN NOT NOW" but oh right, this isn't FFXIV, there is no Echo trying to be helpful. There is only Ardyn being an impacted colon.
this is awful and i hate everything
That's Pryna!
Isn't i-- yeah, quest description confirms.
Good dog. ;_; She deserved better.
I want to pet her, she looks so fluff and pettable.
oh no, this one isn't dead yet.
literally reconnecting with inner child
this is like
Silent Hill-level weirdness we got going on here, guys.
OH NO IT'S THE PICTURE NOCT TOOK WITH HIM *sobbing* I haaaaate this gaaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaaame
I keep thinking the fur lining on her ... half-skirt-THING is a tail, haha.
really long awkward silence as the camera stares up prompto's nose
huh. Wasn't there a third guy? Guess not...
oh. Right. That shit explodes after you kill it.
Noct's legacy lives on.
oh thank goodness a rest area
Why do you need to ask? We were literally there when it happened?? IT WAS YESTERDAY???
Of course, Prompto's had a rough time, so I give him a pass here.
Hmm. If this letter is to be believed, Shiva attacked them? But let's be fair, they were already listening to Ardyn and experimenting with daemons. I can hardly blame her. And I also don't believe it, but SURE.
WAIT A SECOND WAS PROMPTO JUST DANCING
IDLE AGAIN
DO IT
he does omg if you leave him alone he does a stupid little dance thing I love him.
haha this other letter, "saved the empire from eternal winter" more like damned it to super eternal winter and also darkness
YO FUCK YOU RAVUS AND YOUR STUPID PLANS TO STEAL THE CRYSTAL AND THE RING
you know what actually you can keep the blasted ring, it sucks
uuugh you guyssss aranea is so good
Prompto, I'm sorry your genetic donor was such a fucking lunatic.
I assume I'm going to have to go through some of these "Barbarus" things....
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S ALL ARDYN'S FAULT
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS EXISTING FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS
FUCK THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
ah, yeah, there it is now. TIME TO GET MY ASS HANDED TO ME. Rip.
I can't believe you can pause combat to take a selfie. Prompto, please never stop being you.
JESUS CHRIST, YOU HORRIFIC MESS OF MAD SCIENCE, COULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THE WALLS
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON FIRE?!
WHY IS THE FLOOR ON FIRE?!
I have no idea how to type out the noise I made when it flew across the arena to crash into my face, but it was very high-pitched and full of the vowel "o."
OH WHAT THE FUCK I WAS BEHIND A PILLAR HOW DID THAT EVEN HIT ME
ONE-HIT KILLS FROM FULL HP LIKE THIS ARE FUCKING CHEAP, SQUARE.
Thank god Prompto knows how to run, holy crap. Episode Gladio's got nothing on this shit.
I'm sorry, am I honestly expected to be able to fight this thing?!
please let aranea be driving please let aranea be driving
THANK YOU
Dude, how long IS this guy?
also can I say, her calling him "shortcake" is fantastic and I love it.
She called me not so worthless ❤__❤
yeah, screw you, dude. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Shit, he got better.
FUCK I CAN'T AIM baby's first game over
Anyway yeah let's try that again. Where were we?
Ah, right. Fleeing for ours lives to the tune of ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
... YOU'RE STILL NOT MY REAL DAD.
hooo, forgot to breathe for a second in there. Made it past the IN YOUR FACE AND GLOWING BRIGHTLY bit this time, though, so fuck you, robot worm.
Aranea, I'm proud of you for not killing him when he said "guuurl."
Chiiiild. They're gonna give exactly 0 fucks, because they love you and you are great.
Goodbye, Aranea, it was nice to see you.
BITCH, YOU DON'T GET TO SING THE VICTORY SONG. Awful. it ends so optimistically, but you know he's gonna be - ah, yeah, here in the credits. oh no. :( IT'S OKAY, THEY GET YOU OUT, I PROMISE.
THANK GOODNESS, THEY GET HIM OUT RIGHT NOW
so uh
That really happened, right? Not just some kind of awful hallucination? PRYNA. So, no, thankfully not just some hallucination he got trapped in.
WHY DON'T YOU GROUP HUG, BOYS. WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS.
WHY YOU BULLY.
noooooooooooooooooooooooct ♥ uuugh I'm so glad they got to have this talk omg *sobs and sobs forever*
JUST FUCKING HUG I SWEAR TO GOD
???
Mor--- oh fuck is this the Ignis preview? I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE CHAPTER 9 AND HOW HE LOSES HIS EYES FUCK YOU SQUARE FUCK YOOOOUUUU
FUCK YOU EVEN MORE FOR THAT GLASS BREAK NOISE AT THE END
That was exhausting.
Anyway, uh, back to the meme next entry, which is hopefully less than a month from now.
OKAY BUT FIRST I cannot believe we aren't getting Ignis until December, are you kidding me, why, that's forever from now.
ANYWAY.
I'm so nervous, nooo, don't hurt him, don't hurt me, LEAVE US ALL ALONE, SQUARE.
*builds blankets and plushies fort around Prompto figure* ;___;
NOOO PROMPTO FULL OF SNOW AND COLD I don't know where you found the coat and the hat and all but I am glad for them, noooo don't fall down oh no
THIS IS A TERRIBLE OPENING SEQUENCE
I HATE ALL OF YOU
LEAVE HIM ALOOOONE but not in the snow to die, don't... don't do that
noooooo :(
and now the MT are here GDI that didn't take long
"often despondent" PROTECT THIS POOR CHILD
hashtag relatable, prompto
blizzard to creepy science lab yes no this is not a fun day goodbye
HEY, SCIENTIST, DON'T LISTEN TO ARDYN because that's certainly who "he" is.
SPEAKING OF THAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING
YOU'RE DEAD OKAY STOP BEING HERE JUST BECAUSE THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE WE KILL YOU
fuuuuck I hate this guy
Hey, campsite. And by campsite I mean
OH NO EVEN THE RESTING SCENE IS SAD
I'M SORRY, PROMPTO
YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS
ugh, there's a guy. ...Robot. .... Thing. right there.
Those take a lot of hits to bring down. At least I've got infinite ammo?
Oh, I've got a sword or something, too.
It's gross how Ardyn's left these logs all over the place.
It's a good thing these things dissolve upon death, the bodies might be a bit obvious otherwise.
"Another day, another mental breakdown." W-well. That's a little too close to the truth, hahahahaha ha haha um
At least there's still natural light at this point?
in ur base, killin ur doods
THAT WAS ACUTELY AWFUL AND I AM GOING TO DIE A LOT IN THIS AND I AM SO VERY SORRY FOR YOUR SUFFERING, PROMPTO
Ah, good, outside. With the snow and the cold and you know, guys, if you could've just refrained from sorta-killing Shiva, this would not have been a problem??
They're not human, Prompto. Maybe they were once, briefly, but trust me. Not for a good while by the time they jump out of their dropships at us.
Yeah, no, sorry, it does. It's okay, your friends still love you!!!
I'M. SO. BAD AT THIS.
/walks down the ramp and opens the door at the bottom
N O P E
PEOPLE GROWING IN TANKS, I'M OUT
Hm, this one's face is very different. I guess they're not all identical clones.
Oh, nice, great, they burn the failures, alive probably. How kind.
I'm gonna hide behind these counters. I know we're gonna have an encounter, but LET ME PRETEND I CAN AVOID IT.
... honey, I don't think going in there is the best plan.
Not that there have been a lot of forks in the road, but, you know.
Haha, those Diamond Weapons from Kingsglaive really are called Diamon Weapons.
And they were pretty recent. Ugh.
Creepy Scientist ain't looking too hot. Think you got some, uh, scourge, there, man.
Genetics alone don't make you family, fuckface.
QUICK TIME EVENT WHOOPS
Ugh, video game scientist are the wo---- ARANEA!?!
And also daemons everywhere aaaaaaa
FUUUCK THIIIIS MEEEEEESS thank god Prompto can run farther than Noct and his gimpy knees (poor Noct).
IT'S BRIGHT OUT HERE
WHERE AM I GOING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is why Ignis never lets either of us drive, Prompto. This. Right here.
huuuurg all that way and then we get hit with a missile or something, anything, and we're back to being sprawled in the snow. Full circle, ugh.
Anyway, I'm really mad at myself because I went to change my laundry again and I accidentally threw the quarters all over the floor and I lost one, so I had to go back upstairs and then go back downstairs again.
Oh, the snowmobile (not quite, but close enough) survived. Yay. And I'm not even being shot at anymore!
hahaha I like how he gets off the snowmobile. Weird little turn-around step.
... Ignis would be appalled at your comparing his cooking to that can of food.
DO NOT BURN YOUR ARM PROMPTO PUT THE LOG DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT
oh, okay, wow, fuck you, game, why are my choices "burn wrist" and "give up" that's rude as hell and just because that's how he's going to feel about himself for not going through with it DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S TRUE, THIS IS NOT GIVING UP SKJFDLKSLFJLKDFNGLKSMD:L BE NICE TO THIS POOR CHILD
uuugh aranea i love herrrrrrrrrr thank you for rescuing Prompto like I asked you to in Tenebrae, even if it was sort of incidental.
I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG ;_____;
aaahahaha Noct actually asked her to find him? Did that actually happen and I forgot because I was screaming it too hard, or was it off-camera?
LISTEN TO THE GOOD DRAGOON LADY. GO FIND THEM BEFORE ARDYN CATCHES YOU AGAIN. :(
STOP TRYING TO TALK YOURSELF OUT OF GOING AND FINDING THEM UGH
I need an Aranea to literally kick me out of my depressive funks, too.
now prompto is dead on the floor, yes, same, me, too
Barking? UMBRA?
Aw, nice, she left me the snowmobile! Guess you don't really need one when you can dragoon-jump.
SIDEQUESTS?! DURING MY DLC EPISODE?!?! Let's check one out, why not.
well, that ended badly, ahaaa run away. Fuck this, feral dog thingers gotta eat, too.
THIS IS NOT A DOG.
So a thing just happened and my first thought was "GOD DAMN IT, HYDAELYN NOT NOW" but oh right, this isn't FFXIV, there is no Echo trying to be helpful. There is only Ardyn being an impacted colon.
this is awful and i hate everything
That's Pryna!
Isn't i-- yeah, quest description confirms.
Good dog. ;_; She deserved better.
I want to pet her, she looks so fluff and pettable.
oh no, this one isn't dead yet.
literally reconnecting with inner child
this is like
Silent Hill-level weirdness we got going on here, guys.
OH NO IT'S THE PICTURE NOCT TOOK WITH HIM *sobbing* I haaaaate this gaaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaaame
I keep thinking the fur lining on her ... half-skirt-THING is a tail, haha.
really long awkward silence as the camera stares up prompto's nose
huh. Wasn't there a third guy? Guess not...
oh. Right. That shit explodes after you kill it.
Noct's legacy lives on.
oh thank goodness a rest area
Why do you need to ask? We were literally there when it happened?? IT WAS YESTERDAY???
Of course, Prompto's had a rough time, so I give him a pass here.
Hmm. If this letter is to be believed, Shiva attacked them? But let's be fair, they were already listening to Ardyn and experimenting with daemons. I can hardly blame her. And I also don't believe it, but SURE.
WAIT A SECOND WAS PROMPTO JUST DANCING
IDLE AGAIN
DO IT
he does omg if you leave him alone he does a stupid little dance thing I love him.
haha this other letter, "saved the empire from eternal winter" more like damned it to super eternal winter and also darkness
YO FUCK YOU RAVUS AND YOUR STUPID PLANS TO STEAL THE CRYSTAL AND THE RING
you know what actually you can keep the blasted ring, it sucks
uuugh you guyssss aranea is so good
Prompto, I'm sorry your genetic donor was such a fucking lunatic.
I assume I'm going to have to go through some of these "Barbarus" things....
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S ALL ARDYN'S FAULT
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS EXISTING FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS
FUCK THIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
ah, yeah, there it is now. TIME TO GET MY ASS HANDED TO ME. Rip.
I can't believe you can pause combat to take a selfie. Prompto, please never stop being you.
JESUS CHRIST, YOU HORRIFIC MESS OF MAD SCIENCE, COULD YOU GET DOWN FROM THE WALLS
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON FIRE?!
WHY IS THE FLOOR ON FIRE?!
I have no idea how to type out the noise I made when it flew across the arena to crash into my face, but it was very high-pitched and full of the vowel "o."
OH WHAT THE FUCK I WAS BEHIND A PILLAR HOW DID THAT EVEN HIT ME
ONE-HIT KILLS FROM FULL HP LIKE THIS ARE FUCKING CHEAP, SQUARE.
Thank god Prompto knows how to run, holy crap. Episode Gladio's got nothing on this shit.
I'm sorry, am I honestly expected to be able to fight this thing?!
please let aranea be driving please let aranea be driving
THANK YOU
Dude, how long IS this guy?
also can I say, her calling him "shortcake" is fantastic and I love it.
She called me not so worthless ❤__❤
yeah, screw you, dude. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Shit, he got better.
FUCK I CAN'T AIM baby's first game over
Anyway yeah let's try that again. Where were we?
Ah, right. Fleeing for ours lives to the tune of ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat
... YOU'RE STILL NOT MY REAL DAD.
hooo, forgot to breathe for a second in there. Made it past the IN YOUR FACE AND GLOWING BRIGHTLY bit this time, though, so fuck you, robot worm.
Aranea, I'm proud of you for not killing him when he said "guuurl."
Chiiiild. They're gonna give exactly 0 fucks, because they love you and you are great.
Goodbye, Aranea, it was nice to see you.
BITCH, YOU DON'T GET TO SING THE VICTORY SONG. Awful. it ends so optimistically, but you know he's gonna be - ah, yeah, here in the credits. oh no. :( IT'S OKAY, THEY GET YOU OUT, I PROMISE.
THANK GOODNESS, THEY GET HIM OUT RIGHT NOW
so uh
WHY DON'T YOU GROUP HUG, BOYS. WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS.
WHY YOU BULLY.
noooooooooooooooooooooooct ♥ uuugh I'm so glad they got to have this talk omg *sobs and sobs forever*
JUST FUCKING HUG I SWEAR TO GOD
???
Mor--- oh fuck is this the Ignis preview? I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE CHAPTER 9 AND HOW HE LOSES HIS EYES FUCK YOU SQUARE FUCK YOOOOUUUU
FUCK YOU EVEN MORE FOR THAT GLASS BREAK NOISE AT THE END
That was exhausting.
Anyway, uh, back to the meme next entry, which is hopefully less than a month from now.