I was utterly incredulous when Jak failed to recognise Keira. HER VOICE. HER SILHOUETTE. YOU ARE USELESS, JAK.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ONLY DIED TWICE IN THE FIGHT WITH THE BARON. THAT MISSION TOOK ME FOR EVER.

But ahahaha, oh dear, if you're already having trouble with the race challenges I hate to think of what it'll be like when you actually get into the Official Races. YOU ARE TRAVELLING SO FAST THAT YOU IMMEDIATELY EXPLODE IF YOU HIT ALMOST ANYTHING.