Truth is, sometimes the deformed ones taste best.

Today! Today I made cookies!

Chocolate-chip cookies! WITHOUT HELP.


And the house is still standing and none of the smoke alarms went off and they are even very, very tasty.


(I cannot cook. I am a terrible cook. This is an amazing occurrence.)


Also, I have even not eaten them all, which is good, as I'd be ill if I did that.


COOKIES!

Yum~ ♥