Oh, bugger.

So. It's the 21^st of February.


...Look, if anyone asks if you've seen me, there are only two correct answers.

1. No.
2. "Jecca"? I don't think anyone like that actually exists. Obviously you are insane.


Because if they're female, they are probably my cousins and they are probably looking for me so they can forcibly drag me out to go barhopping, because "lol u get free beerz on ur twenee-first birfday" or whatever.

If they are male, then they are my father and he is helping them.



So, uh, in conclusion? YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.


My parents - and everyone else, but that's not unexpected - totally forgot, but yay I get cake later anyway!