"If you were going to kill it, wouldn't it have been wiser to do that a few months ago?" Richard jumped in to the conversation as he walked over. "You know, before you spent so much feeding it."
That is brilliant, and so exactly what Richard Hammond would say.
"This is worse than usual. He's talking about it as if it's actually alive," James said, voice just above a whisper. "We should have intervened sooner," Richard agreed, nodding.
Oh, I am giggling so much.
Show yourself, you worthless car!
INFINITE GLEE.
"Have you gone mad?" The question, which he thought might be rhetorical at this point, slipped out before he could even think about it. Instead of returning an insult, though, Jeremy frowned and muttered, "I am beginning to wonder that myself." Richard stared at him, wondering if he really had lost all sense this time. "You've been talking to your car - which isn't even here - for at least the last ten minutes."
SERIOUSLY. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH.
"James," Richard finally managed as the car disappeared down the road, "James, why does he refer to the car he is unnaturally obsessed with in the masculine?"
I LOVE YOU. YoU ARE SUCH A GENIUS.
Mirage waited until they'd entered traffic and gone a good distance before asking what he really wanted to know. "Hammond caught you trying to talk to one of his cars, didn't he?"
Ahahaha, he is so devious! And this entire fic is so brilliant!
AAAAAAH RUN AWAY JEREMY RUN AWAY
That was genuinely alarming. Jeremy!
"Just get out there. And shout if it tries to kill you." "I think I could've figured that one out for myself," Jeremy muttered darkly as he left.
Hee!
"Yes, we've been looking for him," Hound said. "He's actually here?" "No," Jeremy replied. "I made that name up and guessed yours."
I love Jeremy so much.
"You can't all just show up here! What if people see you? They might think I bought you or something. Isn't Jazz a Porsche?"
That is brilliant. Oh, Jeremy, you and your priorities. And immediately asking how Jazz can handle wet roads!
Jeremy looked up at the three massive robots standing nearby and said suddenly, "So this is what the world looks like to Hammond."
Your characterisation of Clarkson is absolutely glorious.
"I'm not going to miss you," Jeremy stated suddenly, leaning over to rest his elbow on Mirage's roof. "I wasn't worried," Mirage informed him.
LIES, JEREMY. LIES. I am going to choose to believe that his exchanging the car was because having a car that looked exactly like Mirage but wasn't hurt too much. HOW HAVE YOU MADE THIS MY OTP
Also, I absolutely adore you and am going to link topgearslash to this immediately.
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That is brilliant, and so exactly what Richard Hammond would say.
"This is worse than usual. He's talking about it as if it's actually alive," James said, voice just above a whisper.
"We should have intervened sooner," Richard agreed, nodding.
Oh, I am giggling so much.
Show yourself, you worthless car!
INFINITE GLEE.
"Have you gone mad?" The question, which he thought might be rhetorical at this point, slipped out before he could even think about it.
Instead of returning an insult, though, Jeremy frowned and muttered, "I am beginning to wonder that myself."
Richard stared at him, wondering if he really had lost all sense this time. "You've been talking to your car - which isn't even here - for at least the last ten minutes."
SERIOUSLY. I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH.
"James," Richard finally managed as the car disappeared down the road, "James, why does he refer to the car he is unnaturally obsessed with in the masculine?"
I LOVE YOU. YoU ARE SUCH A GENIUS.
Mirage waited until they'd entered traffic and gone a good distance before asking what he really wanted to know. "Hammond caught you trying to talk to one of his cars, didn't he?"
Ahahaha, he is so devious! And this entire fic is so brilliant!
AAAAAAH RUN AWAY JEREMY RUN AWAY
That was genuinely alarming. Jeremy!
"Just get out there. And shout if it tries to kill you."
"I think I could've figured that one out for myself," Jeremy muttered darkly as he left.
Hee!
"Yes, we've been looking for him," Hound said. "He's actually here?"
"No," Jeremy replied. "I made that name up and guessed yours."
I love Jeremy so much.
"You can't all just show up here! What if people see you? They might think I bought you or something. Isn't Jazz a Porsche?"
That is brilliant. Oh, Jeremy, you and your priorities. And immediately asking how Jazz can handle wet roads!
Jeremy looked up at the three massive robots standing nearby and said suddenly, "So this is what the world looks like to Hammond."
Your characterisation of Clarkson is absolutely glorious.
"I'm not going to miss you," Jeremy stated suddenly, leaning over to rest his elbow on Mirage's roof.
"I wasn't worried," Mirage informed him.
LIES, JEREMY. LIES. I am going to choose to believe that his exchanging the car was because having a car that looked exactly like Mirage but wasn't hurt too much. HOW HAVE YOU MADE THIS MY OTP
Also, I absolutely adore you and am going to link