Eeeeee! You wrote a whole caper! Awesome!
Poor Mirage, getting licked...erlack! DX

"That's right. I'd be the authority on cars that are or are not cars, then, wouldn't I?"
Snerk! :D

Lord, Jezza really is such a pillock, isn't he. XD

Clarkson suddenly blurted a question. "How fast can you go?"
Oh god...

"You are the most boring sentient car I have ever met!"
XD

things were proceeding as normally as they ever could when the three men were around each other.
Bwahahahaha!

"You're not... hurt or whatever, are you?"
Oh god oh goddy god god... XDDD You've really got Jeremy down good.

Given the amount of crap Hammond got over Oliver, it's nice to see Jeremy getting it this time!

"James, why does he refer to the car he is unnaturally obsessed with in the masculine?"
SPORFLE!!!!XDDDDDDDDDD

"Hammond caught you trying to talk to one of his cars, didn't he?"
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::rolls around::

"So this is what the world looks like to Hammond."
::dies::

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! o^_______________________^o