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Jecca Mehlota ([personal profile] jecca_mehlota) wrote2017-04-15 05:31 pm

SO MUCH PROGRESSION TODAY

THAT WAS REALLY FAST WHOOPS



Anyway, adventure time with creepy dude.


I guess Ignis isn't driving, but hey, he got bonus exp anyway.


Ah, good, Noct agrees he's a creeper.


CAUTHESS CAUTHESS CAUTHESS STILL NOT COERTHAS STILL CAN'T STOP HEARING IT


Don't you dare jinx us talking about headaches while I'm trying to drive.

Hahaha the camping vs hotel argument crops up again. Ignis, the "no check out time" argument holds no water at all since you kick him until he's awake starting at 5 am.

OOH YOU'LL FOOT THE BILL FOR THE CARAVAN WOW THAT'S BIG OF YOU 30 WHOLE GIL


What the hell is this "blow the beast whistle to summon enemy combatants" thing. There was no explanation for this. Did I miss a line of dialogue somewhere?!


Hm, we're listening to some thing about Luna and being the Oracle, I guess? They're explicitly not naming her, but it's kinda obvious. What even does being the Oracle mean.

Oh, I found a cutscene. I guess it means you can glow and make people stop being dying.

Gladio heard the cutscene-o-vision and came RUNNING OVER to warn Noct that he needs to work out even after he's married. This conversation got immediately weird.


I DON'T WANNA TALK TO CREEPO. Mate, I've been having second thoughts since seeing your untamed hair skulking about the overlook, but that's not gonna get me anywhere.

W o w I could not have failed that corner any harder. I'm glad the Regalia is made of glass so that the entire thing is now covered in BEING RUINED BY MY AWFUL DRIVING, THIS IS WHY I WANTED IGNIS BEHIND THE WHEEL. The back of the car, the front of the car, the sides of the car....


Wondering if the camera can handle the heat.

Wondering if the glasses can take the heat, if it's so hot his glasses are melting you should be a little more worried about yourselves, to be honest.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING TO BE ABLE TO SEE


IGNIS IS AT LEAST AS TERRIFIED OF MY DRIVING AS I AM.

THIS IS SOMEHOW REASSURING.


Look, set-up or not, last time I was here we got attacked.


Like, holy crap, though, that was a fender-bender at best, even the windscreen is nearly shattered.



(PS harnessing the meteor's power just seems like a bad idea to me.)


"These ruins...!"

What. What about them.


Nothing about them, okay.


Ah, that's what "these ruins." Tomb architecture.

WHOOPS EARTHQUAKE

WHOOPS MIGRAINE

ah, man, we pissed him off. So that is the thing we saw. I'd kinda guessed as much as soon as they said something caught the meteor.

Titan, of course. Of course.

SPELLING IS ARCHAEAN OKAY


oh god the bird puns, stop, you are both disasters



I shrieked. Titan, that was fucking rude.


Aw, Gladio, give him a break. He's being mentally and physically assaulted by a giant dude holding a giant meteor and it's a billion degrees out.


We get a signal down here? Impressive.


These things are level 16.

Hrm.

I am a little overleveled.


Anyway, the hell are you trying to say, dude? I didn't get any of that.

Ah, a fight to the death, Of course.


Or a block+parry to the death maybe - at least until Gladio nearly gets himself killed, geez. This is a mess.

STOP PUNCHING MEEEEEEEEE



Shades of Shadow of the Colossus.


I went to toss a potion on myself and noticed I had multiple options I CAN GIVE POTIONS TO IGNIS AND PROMPTO BUT I CANNOT SEE THEM

Ah, there they are.

And they brought Imperials, thanks guys.



I can't believe we cut Titan's arm off.



Okay, but what the fuck just happened.


Oh, god damn it, it's that guy again.



Literally why are you helping me, I don't like you.


Wait that was the entirety of Chapter Four?

What the fuck?



DIVIDING THESE ENTRIES BY CHAPTER IS STARTING TO FEEL SILLY maybe chapter five will see me being distracted again
rionaleonhart: ffxv: prompto is trying to listen but actually thinking about his giant crush on you (prompto has a crush on everyone) (i can be serious)

[personal profile] rionaleonhart 2017-04-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I love how little you want to be around Ardyn. As you didn't mention it, I'm going to guess you didn't watch the caravan scene for long enough to see THE THING that Ardyn does, so here is a link to a video of it (link goes to a YouTube proxy site, so you won't get any spoilers in sidebar videos). It loops, so you don't have to watch the entire thing; just up until THE THING happens. You will know when it's happened.

oh god the bird puns, stop, you are both disasters

There are so many terrible puns in this game and it's great.