jecca_mehlota: (THIS IS PRODUCTIVE)
Jecca Mehlota ([personal profile] jecca_mehlota) wrote2017-03-23 11:24 pm

I had an entry title but now I've forgotten it :(

IT'S LATE I SHOULD BE IN BED I MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES



Oh, I forgot it was nearly night when I left. Okay well, time to sleep before we get going (I'm sure EVENTUALLY I'll keep them up all night but thus far it's been one campsite after another).

Now where are my teammates.

???

I bet I can find them if I leave the rest stop.


MAGIC. THERE THEY ARE.



Ignis just gave me shit because HE GOT IN FRONT OF MY SWORD, THAT IS ALL ON YOU, MAN.

Also I just jumped into a pit because I wanted to see what was in it - a monster and some peas, if you were wondering - and now I can't find the way out and the music is starting to feel ominous. I have, perhaps, accidentally killed us.

Oh, wait, no, here's the way out.

AND MAGITEK DROP SHIP, WHOOPS what's it doing

Dropping troops, obviously, maybe, I mean, yeah, but besides that.

Should I go over there? Is this like ... the new version of random encounters?


PUSHOVERS


hunts hunts hunts hunts hunts

QUESTS QUESTS QUESTS QUESTS QUESTS


"SEE THAT YOU BUY NO MORE THAN WE NEED"

"what are you my mother or something"

"MOM'S THE WUUUUUHD"

Ignis, no.


My search for a tomato led me to more of these dumb soldiers, only I got caught with an electric restraint-thing??? AND NO ONE HELPED ME ESCAPE???? J E R K S

Tomato!

AND MORE IMPERIALS?! WTF

THEY NEVER STOP


dasfk;lswaq finally BUT NOW IT'S NIGHT ugh Hammerhead is close we can walk


OR, YOU KNOW, FUCKING NOT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE


oh, a level 30 iron giant, yes, that's fin-- WHY ARE YOU DRAWING YOUR WEAPONS YOU FOOLS IT WILL MURDER US WE'RE ONLY LEVEL 8 JUST RUN JUST RUN JUST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN BYE


ugh I can hear it back there making sounds

how did we not hear these when we were camping

wtf

It's just waiting.

/cries


We sleep now, so that it will go away.



I keep forgetting I can just keep the ATTACK button pressed down.



MORE IMPERIAL FUCKERS ANFLKJDSGMnwadsjk guess I'm not picking that whatever-it-is over there.


Ignis, stop stealing recipes from Takka.


I should really try a car or something. Walkiiiiiing.

uh oh, someone shouting for help. WHERE ARE THEY.

probably not in this cave, if the minimap is any indication.

WHOOPS, I WENT IN THE CAVE ANYWAY.


Also that was a bad idea, now it's 10pm and I still gotta go back and find that dude and then set up camp somewhere.

Oh, he's right there. That wasn't hard. But I can't return to the car from here for some reason, sooo... run the hell past that iron giant aaaaaand campsite.


Let's go see what Dino wanted and then maybe consider working on the story? I still need to shower tonight, it might not happen.

Noctis looking at the fuel pump like it's offended him.

hahahaaa Prompto doesn't mind helping him so long as it doesn't involve any danger DID YOU FORGET THE DEMON BIRB ALREADY?

They've stopped rating my Stealth and moved on to giving me Ds in "Finesse".


Anyway, okay, I wish I could have multiple quests queued at a time.


I'm so glad I can just tell my chauffer where to drive me to, ugh, it allows so much time to NOT PAY ATTENTION during. Still wishing for autorun, the MMOs have ruined me.


uuuugh, I know the first few Imperial groups I hit were pathetic, but I really don't think they needed to crank them up quite this far, because now my party is dead in seconds and I just have to run away and it sucks, and one is RIGHT ON MY CAR AND I CAN'T GET TO IT. I am only level 10! Leave the level 18s out of this!!

Yes, I know I can just call it, but sdkjfadjkslfg. It's really irritating that I have to.



YOU ASSHOOOOLES YOU ARE IN THE CAR JUST DRIVE AWAAAAAAAY DON'T PARK AND GET OUT WE'RE ALL DOING TO DIE NOW

AND we've blocked traffic with that poor car, ugh, no decency, any of you.


I guess I can just walk to town, hopefully Iron Giants don't spawn on the roads.... Oh, there's a camping spot. Phew.

And for refusing to just drive off, y'all can have fucking toast for dinner. Get away from me.

oh, good, prompto took a picture of noctis just turning and hauling ass as soon as ignis stopped the car. glorious prince. running from danger.


GDI. I found some level 8+9 stuff and I was gonna fight it but they don't aggro. I'm not just gonna KILL things, ugh. THANKS FOR NOTHING, ANAK HERD.


HEEEEY, MYSTERY MAP.

Cannot jump off the platform I climbed a ladder to get to. Disappoint.


So the map leads to another map. I see, I see.


WHY ARE THESE DAGGERQUILLS EVERYWHERE AND WHEN AM I GETTING RANGED WEAPONRY (when you buy some, I'd wager, Prompto and Ignis already have guns).

Poor Noct. Poor King Dad. But hey, picking up more glowy shit, woo----- oh dear, hahaha, the SECOND the cutscene ends Noct is back to "one hand on hip surly teen."

Bloodweaponssssssssss. RIP ME.

also shit it's night AGAIN.


ooooh, that is a lot of glowly lights on those Imperial ships up there.


aaand I'm not allowed to leave. GUYS, IT'S DARK. IT'S. BEDTIME. THE CAR IS TRAPPED. NOCT HASN'T HAD A NAP ALL DAY.


THIS THING IS LEVEL 32?!

GUYS, NO, GUYS, DON'T

STOP


FINE JUST DIE UGH BYE


Heeey, we killed the Magitek thing.

"Prompto," he asks, as the armor EXPLODES AND HITS ONLY NOCT, KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO 2 HP, "you alright?"


huh, the people-looking ones don't attack me here? Weird, but, uh. Sure.



I am so, so disappointed no one answered that "Wars, what are they good for" with any variation of NOTHING.

They're all so excited we found a generator, as if our Silent Hill pocket lights weren't good enough, psh.


GLADIO KICKS CAN, PROMPTO HAS HEART ATTACK, VERY SPOOKY.

Picked up the carbon bangle and the whole cave shook, oooo. Cave doesn't care about te rusted bit, though. I guess it has no emotional attachment to those.

Did something actually run past, or if his imagination getting the better of him. Hm. I was too busy thinking it was kinda cool how you feel along the walls if you walk too close to them.


Shit, there's a lot of doors here. HOW TO CHOOSE.

Oh, this one is locked.


Hey, if you open the door BEFORE he gets to three, or if you don't try to open it AFTER three, does Prompto get mad at you? I just went with it, but I can't help but wonder.

Just goblins? Bah.


h-hey, the lights.


A FUCKING BOULDER JUST FELL ON ME


IT'S OKAY


MY HAIR PROTECTED ME


Am I really supposed to believe all four of them will be able to squeeze through this little passage? I mean, Gladio's kinda. HUEG. And Noct baaaarely fits.


Okay, all these elixirs are making me nervous. Boss battle? I'm not ready for that level of combat.



MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME


I regret not going down that staircase at the beginning. I don't seem to have ever met up with it.


I dunno, guys, the whole, 'weapons flying at and then stabbing me' thing is kinda unsettling.



Anyway, it's offering to take me back to the entrance, but let's keep going. I wanna go back to those stairs.


BUT FIRST: creepy door.

LET'S OPEN IT AND DIE.

Oh, it's locked.


... Probably for the best.


"That's weird," Gladio says about the shower stalls. Not sure I understand.


FOUND THE STAIRS


TOOK ANOTHER BOULDER TO THE HEAD, HOT DAMN, NOCT.

Oh, it just loops


THAT DOOR JUST OPENED ITSELF I WATCHED IT that was way scarier than anything else this dungeon has thrown at me.

Fuck, I gotta walk past it to get out.


Why is my HP capped at 96.


Hmm, this door is still locked.

Welp, back to the spoopy door.


There's more cave back here. 96 HP? NO PROBLEM! LET'S. GOOOOOOOO.


Eh, just more goblins.

Anyway, these poor bastards have been awake for almost two days, so I guess we should find a place to crash.


Stop talking about how cool Cor is and how glad you all are that he's our ally, you're making me nervous.



lolll everybody getting out their phones to play on.

awwww, Ignis was in the camper and Noct went and FORCED HIM TO COME OUTSIDE YOU LOSER IT'S ONLY 7 THERE'S STILL LIGHT


Aight, we're done spelunking, let's get the car back now. Save me, Cidney!


I was gonna do some sidequests, but it looks like they're all on the other side of those barricades. Bah.


oh no, another shout for help. The last one took me forever. Shut up about going into the cave.

Oh, she's right here. Never miiiind.


So we're splitting up, eh. Leaving me alone with Cor now that you've made me paranoid about his loyalty?? Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot.


UNDER ATTACK SCREEE

Oh, that wasn't too bad.

She says, right before damn Imperial ships show up again. Now boss fight, I guess?

Yep.

Yikes.


STOP FOLLOWING ME I'M TAKING OUT THE SNIPERS AND YOU CAN'T WARP


fffff hahaha the magitek blew up and took me down again, this is gonna be A Thing, isn't it.


I appreciate the sentiment but it's a little weird to me how many pictures Prompto takes when we're supposed to be in combat.


HEEEEEY CHAPTER THREE.



byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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