jecca_mehlota: (Default)
( Feb. 15th, 2017 03:04 pm)
"I'm sorry, I only speak cat" in any language you can say it in (excepting English). (Please. Thank you. Pronunciation guides appreciated.)

German:
"Es tut mir leid, ich spreche nur Katze"

Spanish:
"Perdon (or lo siento), solo hablo gato."

French?:
"Je suis désolé, je peux parler seulmant la langue des chats."

Russian:
Прости; Я говорю только кошка
Prosti; Ya govoryu tol’ko koshka

Ukrainian:
Мені дуже шкода; Я говорю тільки кішка
Meni duzhe shkoda; Ya hovoryu til’ky kishka

Thai:
ฉันขอโทษ; ฉันเพียงพูดแมว
C̄hạn k̄hxthos̄ʹ; c̄hạn pheīyng phūd mæw

Hebrew:
אני מצטער; אני רק מדבר חתול

Arabic:
أنا آسف؛ أنا فقط أتكلم القط
‘ana asf; ‘ana faqat ‘atakallam alqat

Welsh:
"Mae ddrwg gen i, dwi'n siarad cath."

Polish:
"Mówię tylko kota"

Strayan (lol):
"Oi cunt, I dunno what you on about, I only know kitten"

Cat:
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

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Ant (points for creativity):
.. … . : :. . .. . . (roughly, “only whisker-monster speech”)

Morse, I suppose:
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